Pizza Hut

All right. It’s Pizza Hut. They’re pretty much all the same. My nieces like Pizza Hut, though. I’ve ordered from here more than once, so I feel compelled to write a review and risk losing some Unilocal cred. Plus, the only other guy to review this location gave them 2 stars, and while that lady sounds like she hates everyone else for how her own life turned out, it’s freaking Pizza Hut. You really can’t expect too much.
That said, the pizzas come out well for what they are: factory-​inspired pizza food that you can order without having to interact with a human being. That’s my favorite part about ordering from here, actually: I go online and, using their idiot-​proof pizza builder, construct an order to my exact specifications. Said specs get emailed to the store (or faxed or whatever), and a while later a smiling dude shows up at the door with yummers.
Yes, the pizzas won’t be as good as the pizza you can get from a dozen other places, but it’s cheap and you’ll eat five slices of pepperoni stuffed-​crust. Hating yourself and keeping your pedestrian pizza tastes from the world is your penance. Don’t take it out on the kids at Pizza Hut who, all told, are doing a good job, especially considering how depressing this location is (there’s a reason there’s no dine-​in option here — take-​out and delivery only).
Side note: I love smiling delivery dude. I delivered pizzas a bit in my younger days. That job can suck, especially when people are jerks and do one or more of the following things:
Take forever to locate money (were you unaware that you would have to pay for the pizza?),
Be unable to count said money,
Hand the driver a wad of wet bills all stuck together (ew),
Ignore the doorbell,
Answer the door and then disappear for 20 minutes while the driver holds their rapidly-​cooling pizzas,
Involve the driver in a domestic dispute,
Scream at the driver about things that aren’t his/​her fault (I’m sorry that the pizza place you actually wanted to order from doesn’t deliver to your area, but I’m sure taking it out on me will solve the problem),
And, finally, the absolute worst offense: Not. Tipping. People who don’t tip deserve to burn in hell forever.
In conclusion: Smiling delivery dude, you have a great attitude, and you’re awesome. You are the reason this location got 4 stars instead of 3.

Originally my wife and I had ordered delivery. When we realized our order would take longer than 2 hours, we called to pick it up. When we got there we asked to have the delivery charge taken off and the lady told us no. We were not refunded or given a gift card for the difference. When we asked again she ignored us. Also, the lady was rude to us. Disappointed with this experience.