Demitris

Demetri’s is a quaint little restaurant with good home-​cooked breakfast. Bring your appetite. I am a fan of their omelet platters and hospitality.

This may be one of the funnier lunch experiences I’ve had lately. I don’t know what it was that made us turn the car around and have lunch here. It’s a cute lil place, really. Covington Hwy is a very strange place. Think about it if you’ve ever been down this road. The places that greet you along this trail are Mama’s Country Showcase, which back in the day was where all the whities went for bikini contests and Monster truck shows. You’re also welcomed by a strange place called the Cave, which it looks like at one time you could have gotten some transmission work done while getting sh*tfaced at the bar. So, no surprise that Demitri’s is located here.
When we walk in the door, there is an interesting mix of old folks here. And when I say old, I mean damn old. Each table had a space heater, tho it was a good 60 + outside. Most of the clientele was either in a wheelchair, walker, or on oxygen. We were, in fact, the only pedestrians that were under 75. The food. What can I say about the food? It was cooked to death. The food was so over cooked that it wasn’t edible. And the greens? What the hell happened to the greens? Yes, they were overcooked AND had garlic in them. These greens were cooked as if some white guy from New York had cooked them. Not good.
The place is cute, tho. They should place a sign on the tables saying «IV drip available upon request»
On that note, I won’t be back…