Beehive Showbar

I only have a few bad words for this shack of horrers. Stippers pay for owen songs, strippers beg for tips, small 14′ round single untouched pole stage with cramped seating around it, strippers look dirty and key words of STDs, crack teeth, sagging, hard to look at, and no talent. So not worth the money. We were there for a 15 mins and other than the cover charge only spent $ 7 out of pitt. We even went on a saturday night at 10:45 at night. This place as everything wrong with it and nothing right. Worst strip club ever. This place is a joke.

I’m not big into strip clubs as I get a lot of pussy on the regular but I have ventured to this fine establishment in the past. It’s always a good time and always reminds me that things could always be worse.
A group of friends and I walked in, we drank and drove there, shotgunned beers in the parking lot then snuck beers inside. This is a place you want to be really drunk before walking through the entrance door. I noticed a girl that went to highschool with me in there that clearly made good life choices as I walked into the dance room, she proclaimed to be a lady and I reminded her she degraded herself for One Dollar Bills. This didn’t sit well and she became extremely rude and boisterous. I spat on her to remind her of what social class she was.
As the bullpen of crack whores cycled through I released that I was better than all these people and no matter what I did my life would always be better. As a skinny blonde girl tried to solicit me for a lap dance I asked her the one million dollar question «Who molested you?» This did not sit well and she begin to chase me around like I was a giant crack rock. I am an athlete and very elusive, the girl didn’t have a chance of catching me. She eventually give up, just like she gave up her self respect, dreams and goals.
I would like to say that this place is good place to go if you enjoy degrading women with minimal repercussions. I didn’t obtain a erection at any point I was inside. I’m assuming this place is a front for a huge breaking bad style crystal-​methamphetamine ring. I recommend staying away from this place and the soulless «dancers». I also know you can pay for sex in the basement, but if you are going to do that I recommend craigslist.

Go on a Saturday night. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, and remember it is what you make of it.