Dandy Dan’s

This place is a complete and utter joke and does not deserve to be referred to as a business. I went in on a Friday night and opened a tab, as I commonly do at bars. This is an establishment that requires they hold your credit card and ID in order to open a tab. After spending a short while there, I took a cab home, making the error of forgetting to close my tab (I probably had too many beers at the Rockies game earlier). When I woke up the next day, I realized my mistake, and proceeded back to this dump around 1pm on the following Saturday. I went in and spoke to a completely incompetent bartender. I explained my situation, and she looked on the bar counter and told me that they normally leave the credit cards and IDs on the bar counter but mine wasn’t there. She then stopped talking and starred at me blankly. I said, «Ok, so where is my credit card and ID?» She then said they normally give them to the bank, and then again starred at me blankly, forcing me to extract information from her rather than proceeding to a logical response. I asked her why they would give my identification to a bank. She then clarified that what she meant by bank was the safe on site, then another blank stare. I then said, «Ok, who can access the safe?» She said only the owner and the bookkeeper have access and then yet another blank stare. At this time I was frustrated and told her she needs to contact whomever has access to this safe now. She of course got defensive and told me I would have to speak to the manager. I then spoke to the manager, who on the surface, seemed less incompetent than the bartender. He explained the same situation, that only the owner and the bookkeeper have access to the safe. I asked him if he could call someone who had access and he agreed. As he went in the back to make a phone call, I asked the bartender for a water while I wait, while she rudely responded, «You will just have to wait since I have several drink orders in front of you.» Unbelievable behavior for an inconvenienced customer. She eventually provides a water and the manager returns, telling me that the bookkeeper is in the mountains and won’t be able to come in for about 5 hours. I asked him if he could call me later that evening when that person could access the safe, and he agreed so I provided my name and phone number to him. I then returned home, had a BBQ with some friends, but he never called. This place opened the next day on Sunday at 5pm, where I promptly called them. It took about 15 calls after this place was open to get them to answer the phone. After they finally answered and I explained my displeasure with the situation and the fact I never received a call back when promised, the person on the other line told me there was nothing he could do, and I would just need to call back Monday morning at 930am when the bookkeeper is working. Again I called promptly at 930am the next day, taking about 25 – 30 calls before someone answered. Finally a person answered, explaining she was the cleaning person and that the bookkeeper would be in at 1030am, rather than 930am that was previously told to me. I then called back at 1030am, needing only to dial about 10 times before they answered. They transferred me to the bookkeeper, and I explained the time in the evening I was there on Friday to help her find my ID and credit card. I showed up at about 1045am that Monday and two bouncers finally returned my credit card and ID to me. He said, «Wow man, no credit card and ID all weekend over $ 4.50!» I told him that while I understand this is not his fault personally, this business needs to have a better policy for handling credit cards, to which he responded with a blank stare. I would strongly advise not doing business with such a bush league operation, and if you do feel inclined to do so, please do yourself a favor and do not open a tab.

Absolutely surreal experience. Tried to get a dancer’s — any dancer’s — attention for a private dance. I couldn’t. There was one in particular I decided I wanted to give lots and lots and lots of money to if only she would respond when I tried to approach her. She wouldn’t, and seemed content just dancing for singles on the main stage. (Maybe this job is more of a hobby for her?) Anyhow, I finally had one girl ask if I wanted a lapdance. She asked right as I approached her dancing at the main stage, which was a little awkward. Whatever, at least someone was finally showing some personality. I accepted and things were going well for about 10 seconds into the song until… she was approached by her dealer and hurried off to talk. Yep, that’s right: the dancer actually stopped mid-​dance to talk to a dealer. Was that the best part? Nope. The best part definitely had to be the end of the dance where she said, «Do you want to tip me more?» Absolutely clueless. I don’t think I’ll be back. Trying to think of something positive. Uh… drinks were reasonably priced. Guy working the door had a decent personality. That’s it.

Great place to go! No cover, drink prices are legit and the staff is super friendly and attentive. They treat every patron the exact same as they should. I’m sure many would think it is seedy and sketch but its in fact AWESOME!
Check it out… or don’t I could care less, more for me.
A true billion $ atmosphere.

No cover, cheap beer, bartenders/​waitstaff excellent. For my taste only 1 entertainer was worth my time. Asked for a lap dance, she agreed said she had to put her «stuff» up and she went and sat next to the same guy she had sat next to all night (boyfriend/​husband) no lap dance. And looked as though all of them were doing the same. If not on stage they were socializing with friends, family or regulars I guess. Also some people like it but there was allot of heavy and cracked out ladies. So if you want a place to hang out on the side and get a free show from D grade entertainers with cheap beer this is your place.

Being a female, I have to agree that it was not a bad time! Sure, some of the girls have c-​section scars but there are a nice amount of good looking girls too! Private dances are only $ 20 and the girls dont hustle you as much as the other clubs. Music wasnt bad and drink prices were average. Id go back again.

A sleazy good time!

Really, not that bad. Honest!
There was no cover, drinks were pretty cheap and there was no obligation to tip the hookers – er I mean strippers. It is entertaining, I will say that.
Sure the girls are skeez-​city. I definitely wouldn’t come here for anything other than being silly and having a sleazy good time and people watching mostly.
Beware-​Pee freely before entering and then hold it the rest of the time. Bathrooms are beyond questionable. no doors on the stalls and it is conjoined with strippers changing room. :/