Dollar Depot

You’d think that in a place called «Dollar Depot,» everything would be $ 1. Well, you’d be wrong. You can get a framed Scarface poster (in case you’re looking to be on MTV’s «Cribs») here for the lowlowprice of $ 39.99. You can also get some crap-​ass sunglasses for $ 2.99. Dollar Depot my ass. Minus a star for deceptive advertising!
Minus another star because the whole place smells like cigarettes.
Minus yet another star for an entire aisle devoted to doileys. That’s just creepy, man.
Minus one more star for the sign on the wall that USED to read «Nothing’s Over $ 1.00– Guaranteed!» …until someone scraped off the «No» part so it now just reads «thing’s Over $ 1.00– Guaranteed!» Couldn’t they have scraped off that apostrophe too? Misplaced apostrophes are a pet peeve of mine (even though the sign IS at least accurate now).
Dollar Depot will retain that final star because if you’re shopping for Your Own Personal Jesus, and He just happens to be into things with His likeness plastered on everything from gift bags to toothbrush holders, you’ll have one happy Savior on your hands. Word to the Jeebs.