Kum & Go

When you are driving down a lonely country road in the midwest, alone and dozing off from driving a straight line endlessly through corn fields, there is something in the distance that is a beautiful sight.
Kum & Go!
Yup, find happiness at Kum & Go!
Suddenly your heartbeat quickens, your adrenalin starts rushing in anticipation, your juices start flowing just thinking about it.
Just «Kum» for a quickie, just something to nibble on, perk up your boredom, and to get you alert and satisfied! Then «Go» off on your way!
No worries, there are more Kum & Go stops sprinkled throughout the heartland. So you can always stop for another quickie down the road.
This one isn’t that far from the Bridges of Madison County.
Hell, if Clint Eastwood would have stopped here to get satisfied, there may not have been a steamy romance movie afterall. Or if the author of that book had done the Kum & Go thing, well, thousands, perhaps millions of women would have never been vicariously satisfied with their romance or lack there of. It would have all been taken care of by Kum & Go!
Kum & Go is a chain, a lot like QuikStop. (Isn’t that the same, really?)
Or Circle K.
Or 7 Eleven.
Get your snacks, tobacco and drinks. Maybe gas, too. Real quick like.
LIke Mr Ziffel’s Arnold the Pig would do «makin bacon» on Green Acres.
Just Kum & Go!