Happy’s Pizza

The pizza I was served last evening was the WORST pizza I’ve ever had in my life! Hands down i am not exaggerating! It all comes down to cheap ingredients. Everything tasted cheap. The cheese tasted like frozen pizza cheese, the dough didn’t taste fresh, and the sauce tasted like ketchup. If I didn’t know that this pizza was delivered I would have been convinced it was a frozen pizza made in the oven. I would call back and complain but I honestly don’t want them to remake my order because the ingredients are sub-​par so i would get baloney again. NO chance I ever recommend or order again here.

Terrible! More often than not the food is dry and cold. Today we ordered two pizzas and it took over an hour to be delivered… again, cold. Called to complain and the individual we spoke to (after being put on hold for ten minutes the minute they found out we were callin to complain) identified themselves as the manager when we asked for them. Their response to cold pizza is «it didn’t come straight from the oven, it was delivered.» He was a real smart ass and didn’t seem to want to solve the issue in any way like someone who takes pride in the business they work for normally would. I understand that pizza isn’t usually piping hot when it’s delivered but I do expect it to be warm when I live 5 minutes away from the joint. The delivery guy took his time parking the vehicle since he decided to back in and tried to have a conversation with me in the drive (I wasn’t having it since I was already upset about the wait). I’ll be going to Passport from now on. They are further away and always deliver hot food. I give one star because I have to and I do like their battered mushrooms.

Happy’s pizza is good IF you have Jets to wash it down with. You know what’s gonna happen if your wife comes home and sees you ordered a Happys pizza? You’re gonna get fucking divorced. No marriage councilor, no child separation you’re going to get fucking divorced. You want to order a pizza, you don’t want to lose your wife doing it! There’s no Happys pizza you could order that could make you forget you love your wife, is there? Now look, the pizza is going to take at least an hour and a half. You gotta make some phone calls, you gotta call some other pizza places? Well do it! And you’ll be all Kool and The Gang.

I called in and ordered a delivery last night it was over an hour before my food arrived. I ordered a chicken salad chicken was dry lettuce was undesirable. I also ordered a side of coleslaw, that too was lacking, The small container was half-​full. I called today and talked to a manager kindly let him know that I was displeased and he refused to remake the salad. Also was very unprofessional on the phone. It was almost hard to believe I was talking to a manager. Anyways their food sucks I wouldn’t to go back. Next time I’ll stick with jets

Seeing their commercial multiple times, I knew I wanted to try ‘Happys’ some day soon, so when we had some friends over Sunday evening [8.28.11] this was going to be that day.
As most of you know the person taking the order can sometimes make or break the deal, fortunately this gal was at the top of her game, gave me the coupon price 2 mediums, 2 toppings, flavored crust for $ 11, and the order was unique, because we ordered ½ of one of the pizza ‘no sauce’ for our friend
[ I could not wait to see if they got that right? Yes They DID ! ]
So I arrived to pick up the pizza’s walked in, 3 employee’s standing at the counter, all 3 of them openly counting money, in plain view, and no Hi or Hello or may we help you… finally the gal steps up & says did you ahve an order for pick up?
It isn’t ready yet, but we will have it right up.
So & grab a seat and watch the conveyor of pizza’s coming out & wonder if the ½ sauce one is there & will it be cut as I had hoped.
Moments later, she brings the pizza to the counter, and opens & inspects it to make sure the kitchen got it right, which they did.
Brought the pizza’s home, and my guests said oh Happy’s Pizza where is one near here? 9.5 & Gratiot [ which is 4 miles away ]
Everyone enjoyed it, I thought it was far better than I expected, especially the sauce… it had some kick to it and was filled with flavor
plenty of cheese & a generous amount of toppings
3 stars this time due to some minor red flags
1} the inability to welcome guests into the establishment
2} 3 people openly counting hundreds of dollars in plain sight
3} no one visibly washing their hands after counting money before resuming their other duties
4} the glass on the lobby, doors and front windows had not been cleaned in some time and the 7pm sunset only brought more attention to it