Every once in a while, whilst shuffling through long days trying to make sense of how adulthood got so complicated, the Universe drops a miracle into your life and, for a moment, the world is right. My miracle was All Metro Carpet Cleaning. You see… a few years ago in the middle of a frantic house buying drama, I hired a service to clean the carpets in my soon-to-be house. It didn’t go well. It didn’t go well at all.(Go read the Unilocal review. You’ll know which one it is.) Fast forward to the delightful gentlemen who arrived on my porch today. Not only were they professional, friendly and kind, but they were generous with their attention to detail and attention to engaging conversation. We even got to swap stories as fellow real estate folks! As Justin, the hard-working technician(and owner) worked his wizardry on my old, greyed-out carpets, I was amazed at just how clean they became. It was like an informercial happening right in front of my eyes. If Billy Mays was still alive, he’d surely shed a tear. All Metro got my carpet(and this is old, contractor-grade, non-impressive carpet) the cleanest I’ve ever seen in the three years I’ve owned it. ANDTHEYWERESONICE. Like, I want to invite Justin and his assistant(his dad, who was filling in for the day for a staffing issue — how sweet is that??) over for dinner and feed them pies and send them home with Tupperwares of leftovers because, holy cow, these guys deserve to be spoiled. I was *so* inspired by their hard work that I cleaned the kitchen. To put this in a bit of perspective — the previous tenants were five male college students. No one wants to clean that kitchen! Or any part of that house. But ALLMETRODID. They cleaned those floors! Then I cleaned the kitchen! Then angels heralded! I plan to call them Monday to price out their grout cleaning service, because they do that, too. And I bet you could serve pies off that post-All Metro floor. If you or anyone you know need carpets, tile or upholstery super cleaned for a super fair price by a super great company, don’t hesitate to hire All Metro Carpet Cleaning.