Dreams Cabaret

I’ve been here a decent amount of times, and for the most part there are a lot of good looking girls, but recently I noticed a little more chub on some of the dancers… cottage cheese as they say, but like some of the previous people that have wrote reviews, I can attest to the fact you have to be careful with some of the dancers, they will rip you off. I got a dance from this White girl who had the resemblance of trailer park trash (she had blond hair might be red hair now with those über hipster bull nose rings… which should only belong on bulls) that belongs on the set of «Trailer Park Boys»…got the VIP $ 20 beans, dances are $ 30 but the price may have gone up since, got 2 dances, the drunkin stripper says I owe her 90… I really only owed her 60, but I didn’t feel like dealing with the bouncers, so I gave the trailer trash girl the coinage, and left. So ya be careful only go and get dances from the smoke shows, I’ve seen a dancer their that looks like she is 47, and still going strong… have fun

You know how they say find the diamond in the rough? Well here you’re gonna be searching in the rough forever, there are no diamonds. The girls here are nasty. I’m talking gross. When I first walked in I saw a slug on my right, a sewer rat on the left and a baby orca in front of me. I just went with my buddies because they wanted to go but it was not a great experience. Feet were stuck to the floor in something sticky. Semen, alcohol, or booty sweat is probably my guess. There’s more sweat on those poles than my inner thighs after a marathon. The way these girls looked you’d think the local petting zoo is in town. There are creatures everywhere. The 1970s couches that were bought off of craigslist don’t dazzle the place up at all. Five bucks for a water cup. Also the insane number of cigarette buds, gum wrappers, and bottle caps was stupid. A broom would be much appreciated. Maybe bleach the poles every night. I wouldn’t dare let those whales sit on me or even near me. That didn’t stop my buddies but it sure as heck will stop me. Would recommend if you’ve never been to the zoo before. You can see some rare breeds here.

Got the same story as most others with a one star review. Went last night with a friend and first off I know how much the dances are. I gave the dancer $ 40 to go give him a private dance and I specifically said only one. They went off to the back area. He’s gone entirely too long and he comes back and she says it’s another $ 150. Since I’ve been here before I know the scam. I had to take her to the side and explain I knew what she was trying to do and refused to pay her. She said she’d have to call the cops and I told her to go ahead. She takes him to the front for no more than 30 seconds and he’s back at the table because they did nothing. We stay another couple hours and I see another dancer get a bouncer involved in a scam to extort money from the table right next to us and they pay up.
The place is actually nice you just have to basically get up when you know the song is done and walk away back to your table. The bouncers are a pushover if they actually try anything but still be careful!

Absolutely do not go to this place!!! I would give 0 stars if it allowed me to. First of all, an attractive woman (Elena) asked me to go upstairs to VIP for $ 10. She said that would get me up there, but $ 200 to stay all night. Figured since I was DD for my friend that had no intention of leaving, I’d hang out. I pay her the $ 200, then the bouncer a $ 10 fee, go upstairs to where she tried to solicit me for sex. I told her absolutely not… (not worth losing a career). She then tells me it’s her birthday and that she would like me to go home with her. I say «no thank you». She stands up and starts waving for the bouncer. Tells the bouncer I did not pay her anything and that she already gave me a dance. Then the bouncer acts concerned about my concerns. I Tell him the story. He accuses me of soliciting sex and says «go ahead, tell the cops. I’ll just tell them you solicited sex»… And while all this is happening, another guy walks up and says «dude, she got me too…» I immediately leave, tell the police anyway (why not? I didn’t do anything wrong) then go home. Absolutely terrible.

I did not go on ⁶⁄₁₆ but rather ⁶⁄₁₄ for a bachelor party, while I was concerned with all the negative results I was very pleased. This was a very nice place, the girls were much better looking than jaguars. We sat in the VIP section for our party and had the stage in front of us, it was fantastic. This was the first time there and I hope to visit again. The girls are beautiful and it was a byob so that means totally nude. Only one thing didn’t like was at two am the sheriff dept was inside the club monitoring people from drinking. All on all great time with friends and beautiful women!

Came here a while go on a Saturday, it was reasonably packed. Plenty if average-​good looking girls. Admission was $ 20 to get in, it is BYOB so that’s always nice for a big group of people. Buckets of ice were $ 5. Dances were $ 20 and VIP was $ 40 after you buy a wristband. Overall I had a good time with friends and strippers, on and off stage. I’d recommend this place. Why does everyone disapprove of this place anyway?

This place is a crap shoot and can be very dangerous!!! I have been to this place 4 times, 2 out of the 4 times I have seen someone get beat up abruptly by the bouncers and hear lots of stories of people getting scammed, including 2 of my friends. The dancer telling my friend the dance was going to be $ 20 per song then after a couple of songs she told him it cost him $ 40 per song and he has to pay $ 200. When my friend ask what happened to the $ 20 per song, she says this is a special VIP area, it costs $ 20 more. Since my friend didn’t have the ridiculous amount of money, he couldn’t pay. The bouncers surrounded him, reached into his pocket, grabbing his wallet, taking any and all they could. Then when the bouncers asked where is the rest of the money, my friend said he didn’t have it, one of the bouncers just punched him right in the nose, and then several more bouncers joined in kicking my friend while he is on the floor bleeding. What a bunch of thugs and cowards!!! We will never go back to that hell hole, and I suggest you shouldn’t either or it will be at your risk.
THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE

Military. do not go there. .2 diffrent girls approached me and I turned them down. Next thing I know there are 2 bouncers standing in front of me and asking for money. I asked how much do i owe, just to get rid of them. They responded by saying that I owed over 250.00. I was shocked!!! They stood in front of me until I paid up. I grabbed my cell phone and tried to call 911. The one bouncer took my phone from me and told me to pay up. I attempted to tell him that I didnt owe the money and he reached in my pocket and pulled the money out… This is a 100% true story. do not go there there as they will steal your money. I would love if they would dispute this description of what happened. They will not because they know it’s true!

Entrance cover is $ 20, and the place is BYOB, so you have to buy a bucket of ice. Most of the dancers are attractive, though they’re not easy to find when they’re off-​stage for a dance. Also, I’m not a fan of having to pay an extra VIP fee on top of the cost of getting a dance. Service is good, we actually forgot a bottle opener and there was a waitress always available when we needed to open a beer. The place is clean, though smoking is allowed, so cigarette smoke is ever present. Seems to be well staffed as far as security goes. Crowds? Well its a strip club and its El Paso, you do the math.