Heavenly Bodies

Never again! This place is literally the worst club I have been to! I visited this place a couple weeks ago with a couple of friends. Everything was fine in the beginning until I so happen so run into another group of friends later that night. Considering we were two different groups and sitting on opposite sides of the room, I was outraged when I had security approach me to warn me that I couldn’t go from table to table !! I have never heard of this before considering I was wasting my money in this shitty establishment. Then the icing on the cake was when I went to the bar to get a drink and the same security approached me and kicked me out! When I asked for an explanation all he could say was that he had warned me. The security which i didn’t catch his name was a huge black guy, rude and disrespectful!!! The whole time I was there I could see security and all the management watching me and what I was doing. Super uncomfortable, especially when I was doing absolutely nothing at all. ONCE AGAIN IF YOU ARE A FEMALE STAY AWAY!

Worst strip club to work at,
The managers are all horrible and jealous females who have no lives but to make the dancers feel horrible about themselves. They told me I wasn’t able to come back because I had worked at another club yet they still took my money for the day. What a dreadful environment plus the girls who work there are not pretty or fit at all; most are fat and have bad acne. So glad I don’t work here anymore ! Thank god.

I came here this past Valentines Day with my fiancé and we had a blast! We arrived pretty early (8:30ish?) and stayed for hours! Cheap drinks, free food, cheap cover. They had a lot of pretty girls there that night, surely at least one would be of your preference. Girls came up to us as a couple, and then individually when one of us was sitting alone. They were very friendly and nice, and didn’t pressure us at all. Hoping to be back this weekend for my fiancé’s birthday!

For just only 10 dollars for admission and you get free food it as good as it gets.
Beautiful woman, Cheap Drinks, Good Music, Blacklights, Tv Playing Sports Games and did i mention not 1 or 2 but 3 stages where you can sit and watch the girls dance to banging beats from hiphop, EDM or Even Rock Music you would have to tip the girls on pole tho but a buck away and they come to play.
however i dont just come just to see the girls dance. i come to see them in general and talk to them. there really nice to you and there not those kinds that just want you for your money
if you actually spend time with them they wont constantly ask for dances just constantly want to spend time with you. this is ideal for a gentlemen’s club it aint no strip club in my eyes
let me say this again
10 $ Admission Fee
Free Food
Cheap Drinks
Beautiful Ladies
Black-​light classy atmosphere
Great Music
HB Cheap And Effective

This place sucks dont come here girls are ugly management is horrible go somewhere else

They play 2000s music which is the best music! 50 cent, the game, ludacris, I can keep going — dj is the best. But lately the girls haven’t been my type lately. Way too old. The free food and $ 3 coronas is why I keep going

if your going to find attractive women in a classy joint… this is not your place. Parking lot in bad shape. Private rooms are filled with cheap metal chairs. Upstairs couches probably haven’t been cleaned… ever. But… the food really isn’t that bad for only $ 5 cover? The only girl worth anything was Kendall and she apparently moved on.
I’ve been to nicer places, and there are much worse. Topless only for private dances, not on stage.

Very impressed with this establishment, only $ 10 cover charge, cheap drinks and most of the women are quite attractive.

Went here over the weekend for a bachelor party. We were all pretty let down by this place. The staff, the girls, the food were all below ok. They offer free slices a cardboard pizzas though. So they have that going for em

I don’t know what they were trying to achieve when this place was built. The food not good enough to come and the girls are not go looking. They don’t get naked and look really sad. The place is very poorly lit. And from what I can tell not a very clean place. If you want a place to drink cheap and free parking with a semi chubby for the girls them here’s your place. Is I was 18 this place would be awesome. Not bad staff just the dancers, not stripers, just make me sad

First time I went here was in 2008, and I was hooked. I sometimes went there right after work (around noon), and it was a decent time to go. Not many customers but plenty of dancers. It was rather dark in the club, but after you’re in there for a certain amount of time, everything settles in as far as vision. I liked how the DJ would introduce each lady as they took center stage and gave a quick dance. Some would go to the side stages where you can have a chance to have a quick chat with them before they ask you if you want a dance. The wait staff were friendly. One of them in particular, I wish I knew her name, would have great conversations with me. As far as they service of the dancers: let’s start with how they approach you. They greet with you with a smile and friendly gesture, ask how your day is going and such. Then they ask if you want a dance. If you’ve never been there before, they would provide info on prices. Such as, $ 20 for one dance in the back room or $ 50 for 3 songs in the champagne room. Whichever you choose, they take you by the hand and escort you. The back room consists of chairs with no handles against the walls with some dim lighting. You sit down, they take their tops off (it’s not full nude by the way) and they start the lap dance. Usually, I would leave my hands on the side of me because I know most strip clubs have rules about touching. But, they would take your hands and place them on their hips. If they’re facing you, you can practically move their hips as they grind you. If their facing the other way, I like to rub the upper back a bit, as well as their arms. During all that, you just hope you can keep your cool as they’re grinding you so hard. Sometimes they can tell if you’re hard and would place themselves on that part of you so they can try to run you down. Once it’s all done, you tip them and they lead you back to your seat. That’s just one part of their deals. Another deal they have is for 30 minutes, you can have drinks with the dancers in the champagne room and at times they would both have a chat with you then dance for you. The ladies are friendly. I’ve never come across a girl who was rude. Some of them barely talk, but their bodies and dance moves usually do most of the talking.
I haven’t been back there since 2009, which was on my birthday (gentleman, if you mention your birthday, girls would be crowding you). I’m hoping to go back again.

Showed up here with five friends at around 9:00PM on 5÷16÷14. All of us are around the 20 – 25 year old range. One of my friends and I are 20. We walked in, were told to check in our coats. The bouncer checked three of my friends IDs, let them in. My friends paid the $ 10 cover charge. Bouncer checked my ID, said I was fine and I was about to pay the cover before one my friends tapped me on the shoulder and said the bouncer wouldn’t let him in because he was under 21.
I told the bouncer that he had just let me in and I was 20. He responded with «Oh. Then you can’t go in either.» Nowhere was it listed that being under 21 barred entry. I said okay and told my friends to get their money back and leave.
The cashier was about to give us our money back when a guy walked over and said «Nonono they knew they were 18 when they walked in don’t give them a refund.»
Number one: Every other strip club I have been to marks under 21 with «x’s» so they can’t order drinks. Not here.
Number Two: No where was it visible that under 21 bars entry
Number three: Your bouncer just let someone under 21 in. Good job there.
Number four: «We knew you 18 when you walked in.» 2 of us were 22, one was 25, and two were 20. Unprofessional.
We wasted $ 30 on this dump without even walking in. Absolute garbage.

nothing heavenly here. A man cant even go up to the bar and order a drink. there were no tables to sit down and staff were rude. This is not a strip club as the girls are totally covered top and bottom on the pole. I’ve had better experience in other places in chicagoland… was very disappointed in overall atmosphere.

Nice little place to go to have a drink or two. Fair prices and nice eye candy. The only downside is that it’s not completely nude.

This is a true piece of crap. It’s so bad I won’t waste time writing about it. The only upside is if you’re married and use your credit card there, it will show on your statement as «Village Pizzeria».
Other than that, I don’t see any point in coming here. There are so many better, nicer and cleaner clubs, with better, nicer and cleaner women. Well, and it’s cheap, but so is watching porn online.

Very nice place I really love it
Muy buenas nalgaaaas por ahí cachondas recomendable y no está mal el precio de la chela, lo que si hay una que otra culera que se aprieta o no sabe hacer bien su trabajo les hace falta ser más afectuosas (sólo algunas) la mayoría lo hacen bien

This is an awesome pizza joint. I was staying at the Hyatt in Schaumburg for training. We went out for a few drinks at the local watering hole before getting a hankering for pizza. The cab driver suggested Heavenly Bodies and after a couple of minutes we were there. It is in a beautiful hamlet outside of town. When we first arrived we felt it weird that the building had no windows but went in anyway and boy am I glad we did.
It was $ 10 for the all you can eat buffet. When i was there, all they had out was pepperoni but I love perpperoni so this was a plus. I’m sure one of the extremely friendly hostesses could put out anything you like. THis leads me to the real shining star of this establishment… THE SERVICE!!! The hostesses would come sit on your lap and really showed a good time. They kept bringing these amazing shots around to the tables while they took turns putting on dance performances to contempory music. It was awesome. They really took pride in their jobs!
The beer was great too! I was drinking a nice quality Budweiser but my friends were drinking mixed drinks. Normally mixed drinks have this strong alcohol flavor but these drinks were different. They were the perffect mix of sweet and watery. No alcohol flavor to ruin the taste. I loved them! This mixed with the amazing pizza will make sure that I return when I next visit the picturesque Village of Schaumburg!!!

yes its true that it used to be so much better. mostly avg looking women work there. but you will still find few really nice looking women working there. i put it like this, what it lacks in quality, it makes up for it in price. entrance fee of $ 10 then cheap alcoholic beverage for like $ 1.50?
dont forget that they also serve hotdog or burger at free of charge.(u just need to tip the waitress there) their lapdance is cheaper than other
$ 25 for 2songs topless. this is a strip joint for economic minded people

What an embarrassment! I came back here this Monday, after taking 2 years off, and this place got worse. I understand it’s a Monday, but God Dam. What an embarrasment! The shot girls were the best looking ones in the club. It’s funny, because the first time I was here, none of the strippers would say a word to me. Now that the strippers are ugly, all of a sudden they want to talk to me. Stupid hoes. All of the strippers were ugly. I mean all of them. It seems like everybody was just going through the motions. Including the bartenders. It’s like all the strippers said, «Fuck it, today Im not gonna give a dam. What a dam shame!!! Everybody looked pissed off, over there. I think they’re finna close that place down or something. Two females, were so skinny, I could see their ribs. It was a Monday, so Im going to give this club, one more chance. It would be the third strike, so this club better show me something, when I come back.

After a lot of people pressuring me to go, I finally stepped inside: No, the dancers aren’t ugly they are cute, most are younger (teenage young, it seemed) and there is free food + cheap drinks. $ 1.50 for drink and you can get a free club sandwich if you ask the waitress. The problem is, this place is filthy!
Not in the dirty way that one would expect:
Literally dirty, as in, there is a pile of dirt on the floor here that you need to sweep up. One of the dancers came down from stage with her back completely filthy because the pole had black tar/​dirt on it. She complained and then someone came out and cleaned it, but I have never seen a pole THAT dirty.
If they have a cleaning staff, they must have really skimped on the edges, like cleaning this place once a week after 5,000 people traffic in and out and spill their drinks everywhere, so the place just keeps getting dirtier and dirtier. Music is outdated, poles are wiggling off making me fear for any dancer’s life. And very slow dancing. It’s an odd place.
Some business people hang here, but there are just as many people who just got out of jail. It’s an industrial area, so a lot of truck drivers and illegals.
But again, the free food, cheap drinks would make my gay neighbor’s curiosity to be the thing that happened to drag me in. And when people say cheap, I would say cheap on the clubs end. Chairs, tables, stages, poles, sound equipment;
Cheap and dirty (literally).
If they soap cleaned this place up, I would change my review to 3 – 4 stars.

Ok. So I came here last summer of 2010. The ONLY reason I ever came here was for a friend’s birthday. My friend and I were the only girls out of the group. We were standing outside smoking a cig while the guys went inside to get a table. As we’re minding our own business, having a convo, this creeper walks up to us and introduces himself, starts having this long convo with us trying to «recruit» us for some job. He started asking us what we’re majoring in school and out of nowhere he pulls out a marketing job and a web design job out of his ass available just for us. WOW! Then he even has the balls to give us his «business» card. Barf! We left and went inside.
$ 20 cover. Mind you, I NEVER pay cover anywhere I go… so already that was like eh. We proceed. There was cold, stale pizza and idk what else at some table. The place was kinda dead. Through the shadows I was able to spot seedy men lurking in the corners, drooling because watching ugly, fat, cellulite-​sagged nasty women was the most action they’ve gotten in years. Poor, pathetic them. The girls were downright nastyyyy. There was like maybe 2 hot girls out of the whole club and even then they were still kinda jacked in some form.
Drinks. Let’s talk about drinks. So I actually don’t remember prices. Sorry guys. But their lemon drop shots are AMAZINGG! The best I’ve ever had… ever! And that’s the only reason I give it a 2-​star rating. Solely based on the lemon drops and great service from the bartender and waitress! Some guy at the bar was nice and bougt me a shot. Then some nasty, ugly, gross, tranny looking stripper hit on me, slapped my ass and told me I should work there… I just smiled and walked away.