Uncle Bob’s Western Corral

I only write reviews if the experience was amazing or absolutely horrible. I have been to «Bob’s» on several occasions and each time was just as bad as the last. I actually compiled a list of reason why this place might be the worst establishment I’ve ever been to.
Here are their RULES:
1. $ 5 Cover. The only place within 100 miles that charges a cover that doesn’t have live music.
2. No re-​entry for anything. Anything. I told the doorman I needed to go get a phone out of my car. Mind you, it was 30 min before close (which they charged us entry for.). He said no you won’t be allowed back in.
Why would I not be allowed back in a bar that I just paid $ 5 for a half hour time, bought drinks, and is in the middle of nowhere? Why!
3. Cash bar only.
4. No drinks allowed in smoking area.
5. You need a «ticket» to go smoke in the chicken coop. Yes, you read that correctly. There is a man who reads the newspaper and stares at the girls line dancing who hands out «tickets» to go smoke. As if somebody is going to get lost in the 15×8 chicken coop.

Foul, noisy, yuck. Please close.