Romeo’s Pizza

It was a cool night, after dealing with what I can only dead urge as the definition of people that don’t deserve welfare (essentially 85% of Lorain county) I thought my only haven would be my church equivalent, a pizza shop. I was «greeted» with a nod from a blank stare, cold eyed girl. The kind of girl that thinks she’s a 10 but honestly is only 7 because she uses one third of all of her make up every morning. «What can I get you…» I try to be chirpy, hoping that this blonde silhouette of a human being had a any sort of empathy or ability to emulate positive emotion. Alas I was mistaken and was given a sullen response to my simple white pizza with yellow peppers. I may as well have been in Azkaband as the other employees sucked the energy from my corpse like a de mentor. I was told to come back in 15 minutes so naturally and in order to preserved punctuality, I set a timer. I returned in 16 minutes hoping the extra minute would give them time to find personality, I was mistaken again. I was handed my pizza swiftly, as if I was about to get a fatal drug. The pizza felt lukewarm at best, just like the girls personality on the happiest day of her life. If you’re looking to feel like you’re part of the Animé club at high school while trying to talk to a cheerleader, this could be a fun experience.

ELYRIANS… This is your commander… lol…a lil humor folks… anyhow… I am Italian, and as such I will give a true review… plus. I am fat, so I am a professional!.. well.the PIZZA wow, awesome. seriously none better. i hate ordering from franchises but this was close, anyhow… the Crust, 2^nd to none… not under or over cooked. the correct amount of sauce and cheese… well, we had that. then some folks came over and they ordered also, so we had a good understanding of there food… OUTSTANDING…SUPERB… my only problem were the owners the Gal seemed… well…scarry and i felt bad for the husband, as he was very meek and kind and she was business and one of a kind… you could tell who wore the pants in the family… from what I was told… She is a ufc fighter and should beat Rhonda for the title in 2 seconds flat. I watched her bodyslam her hubby… anyhow. all is outstanding, the food, the owners, the employees, outstanding, we will order again!