Broadway Motel

PLEASE READ REVIEWS!!! They give perfect descriptions of this motel. I should have read before purchasing my room.
Ok, bathroom is bigger than bedroom, cockroaches and bugs everywhere, just filthy place to stay. I decided to sleep in the car while my buddy stayed in the room. When I was in there I felt disgusting just breathing because it is more than just a cigarette smell but a mixture of many disgusting unknown things. Please safe your time, your money, and yourself and go to the motel 6 across the street. This motel is horribly filthy.

By far the worst motel I’ve ever stayed in. I travel a lot for work but this place takes the cake on worst motels ever. Dirty. Smells. Drains don’t drain. No hot water. Expensive for a crappy place to stay. I won’t even sleep under the blankets on the bed.

Why do I keep getting bamboozled by shitty motels? Oh yeah, I’m a tightwad traveller. Moving forward. I found this place late (3:10 a.m.) after discovering that most other lodging options were either booked up or offering some pretty inflated rates due to a weekend car show in the area. Upon check-​in, I did notice a sign made in Microsoft Word that read «No refunds after 10 minutes» (conveniently cluster-​fucked into an array of other stapled-​on papers.) My intution, however, was stamped out by my animal need for sleep, and I booked what he said was the last room. The short drive over to room 22 looked like something of a horror set. Tweakers huddled amongst «Hoarders”-style stashes, smoking and carrying on like tweakers will. Left to grab food, entered the room, spent not even ten minutes in there before noticing the bugs, errrrywhere. I marched up to his office door and rang him and informed him of the infestation, only to have him point to that stupid little sign. He said I had been in there over an hour (It was now 3:45) and he would. not. budge. And maybe I called him a few things that weren’t so pleasant, but only after I pled with him, from one broke asshole to another, and he somehow did not think that I deserved money back for a room I didn’t feel safe or comfortable enough to sleep in… I left, wondering how many other suckers he had lured in that evening with that very same roached out room before my dumb ass checked into it. Good scam.

Hands down worst motel I have ever stayed at in the U.S. I came up for a funeral and did not make lodging plans, and everything else in eureka was full. The room stunk. The t.v. was dead. The lone light was a wobbly lamp that I was afraid might electrocute me. The deadbolt had literally been ripped off. The 1 power socket i could easily access was so worn out that my phone charger wouldn’t stay in it. The dresser looked like a small breze might blow it apart. The sjower dripped. Tweakers in the room next door yelled at each other & slammed doors until 4 am. And since the staff spoke almost ZERO English, it was worthless to complain. I ‘slept’ in my sleeping bag on top of the sheets because I didn’t trust that the bed was clean. Should have just slept in my car.

Sweet mother of Hades. I always thought horror movies exaggerated their settings but this place puts that right to bed. After we had to have the attendant call his boss regarding our dog, even though they had signs saying dogs were allowed, we got our keys. We then got our towels, which were handed to him by a mysterious woman making choking noises in the dark, and made our way to the room.
I can only imagine what the hell has happened in this place. As soon as we opened door we were hit with the stench of old cigarettes. This place has definitely been frequented by those of the amphetamine persuasion.
Let’s move on to the bathroom. As soon as we turned on the lights, roaches scattered all across the floor and down the drains. There was enough pubic hair in the bathtub to make a voodoo doll. I was expecting to find at least one tooth.
Suffice to say, we vacated immediately. Do NOT go here unless you want to catch a communicable disease or film an episode of Beyond Scared Straight. This place is a DUMP! It should be condemned and burned out of mercy.

If you aren’t a tweaker don’t come here. I got my first room and not only was the carpet more layered with ash, spill and possible vomit than a teenage drunk after an all night kegger but one of the two front windows was smashed («someone put their head through it» the kindly employee/​live in informed me. It was however replaced with a slapdash arrangement of two pieces of thin wood siding. One on the outside one on the inside. With a finishing touch of a piece of plaster drywall about half the window size nailed to the moulding… sweet. They DO NOT I repeat DO NOT clean the rooms they replace the sheets after someone checks out. Then leave the room with their eyes closed. I found a can of expired bottom shelf beef ravioli, loose oats, and the smoke alarm-​sans batteries (like the remote!). And then the dirty needle

Just keep driving. If there are no other rooms available, sleep in your car. Or on the sidewalk. Or the restroom at a gas station. It would be cleaner. I walked into my room and turned on the lights. Three things hit me all at the same time. They had recently painted one wall… earlier that day… with oil paint. The smell! Cockroaches were everywhere, and yhey started to scatter. Except for the ten or so that where LITERALLY STUCK IN THE PAINT… wiggling and trying to get free. The third? There was a bed. That was it… just a bed.
Intrigued, i went into the bathroom, turned on the light. More scattering, this time into the shower drain. And the thing about white tile is that, well… umm, er. *body hair* really stands out. Really, really stands out. I immediately went back to the office and demanded a refund. Had my phone out, ready to call 911 if i had too… i figured if i wasnt going to get my money back, at least the local newspaper police blotter could them publicly…
The manager guy made me ‘show’ him the problem… which i gladly did. After picking two of the cockroaches off the wall, we walked back to the office, I got my money back, and am now taking a hot bath at the very nice, same priced Motel 6 across the street.