Ring of Fire

I rode this once. ONCE.
Never again will I ride it. Maybe a long time from now if I am really bored and forgot how crappy it was. I see this ride at all the fairs. Why people would ride it is a mystery to me.
Let me explain. It does one thing and one thing only. Goes in a loop. To me there is nothing appealing about it. Yes, people say don’t knock it til you try it. Well, it was as crappy as assumed. I don’t know if its just this particular ride in comparison to the same rides in other parks but this one makes a really loud moaning noise as soon as it starts. Like a poor tortured soul is getting run over repeatedly.
Originally I was gonna give it 2 stars for I have been on even worse rides. The main thing that annoyed me was that the big space that is in front of the ride was designated as a smokers area. Great, not only do I have the potential of throwing up, but I also have the increased chances of getting lung cancer. What a bad decision to do that. Is it because the ride is so bad that you are trying to give it the illusion that there really is fire because of all the smoke in front of it coming from the smokers? SMH.
So now you have been informed. Might as well smoke one while you are on the ride. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if the ride operator smokes while operating it. Like management really does anything here.
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554 overall