Dunkin’ Donuts

The best location in the area. Bar none. If you think it’s silly writing a review for a DD you might be right, because, after all, aren’t they all the same? NAY! Not even close. You wouldn’t believe how many times I have had to go back into a DD because they can’t seem to toast an English muffin. Or they just butter one side. At the DD off of rte 2 in Westminster I went back in and asked if they could butter both sides of the eng muff (that’s what I call them) and I heard the girl say incredulously from the back «What?! He wants BOTH sides buttered?!» So I yelled back «Isn’t that what you do at home? Butter both sides?» Which brought out one of my favorite replies of all time from the girl «Gross! I don’t eat English muffins at my house!»
Did I digress? Yeah, the dunkins on River St. rules. They’re friendly. They’re fast. Some of them think I’m cute. Great branch.
Five stars for consistency.