Blush Cabaret

Honestly a little bummed I can’t find a strip club up north. After hearing the horrible reviews I doubt it would have been worth the trip. But all in all there should be a strip club in those parts.

club closed!!! {thankfully}
building being rehabbed for other purposes… so previous reviewer’s wish has come true.

You would think the only strip club in 100 miles would be exceptional and raking in the dough… Not the case here. The building should be demolished. Only one urinal in the entire building works, all the other broken dirty ones are covered with trash bags. Same with the ladies room, you’re lucky if one of them isn’t over flowing. Good thing it is dark because the bar is filthy and the ceiling is about to cave in. The chairs are horrible and the carpet would look better if a thousand mice were smashed into it with your boot. The city doesn’t do a safety check on the building.
The music set up is horrid. It is never updated and sounds like shit. The lap dance area is right by the bar so you can be watched by every person in the club.
The parking lot will kill you… if it is winter it’s a 90% chance it will be covered with ice, especially right outside the entrance. The outside is run down and the truck they park outside to advertise usually has graffiti on it about how the club hates women. Dumpster is full of crap and building material on the ground, covered with ice and mud. Probability of puncturing a tire is very high.
ATM is out of service often as well as the carbon for sodas. That’s right! Drinks are flat and very limited. Most people end up paying more attention to the computer game at the bar than the girls… Even the dancers are bored enough to play it with how little money is coming in.
Even though it is rare occasionally there is a crowd… Of locals who are friends of the bartender or dancers. Dancers only get an occasional tip because of this.
VIP is a joke. Huge flat screen tv a few feet in front of you to entertain, which blocks the view of the stage and any female. Champaign that is provided for VIP is the worst you can find.
Careful that the police don’t come in while you are there, all dances stop and all tops are put on girls till they leave. Even when cops are gone the bouncers will probably pummel you to death if you ever come into contact with a dancer, have your cell phone or give them lip. They are itching to fuck someone up, because there is nothing else to do.
All the dancers who had been there for years were canned because of the bosses ex girlfriend who is nuts. Some of them were good at their job, now there is up to two girls working a night if you are lucky. Huge lack of diversity.
Watch out for the scattered trash cans when it rains. They are placed to catch the leaking water. There will be a puddle either in the dancer dressing room or in the front entrance. The heater is not used often enough and the dancers are in their bikinis shivering in front font to get warm or just wearing jackets.
If they have food for snacks it is Costco stuff tossed in the microwave. I doubt they have a working microwave even. Beer is out of date… Seriously and the front bar’s floor is particle board. Mirrors are never washed and the tables are sticky.
Management will be the death of this bar, that or mold.

Go here on a Friday night and see 6 tits. Not 6 pairs, 6 tits. You tell me how this club is.