A Taste of Philadelphia

As a native Philadelphia living in California, I often having cravings for the food of my people: soft pretzels, hoagies, cheesesteaks, Tastykakes, and Wise potato chips. Since I know others here would like to try «the real thing», I thought I would order a few pretzels for an upcoming party so I clicked on
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Holy crud! I’m in the wrong business!
These guys are asking $ 65 for 16 pretzels, and some crappy [& most like condescending] book about «speaking like a Philadelphian». Let me school ya, folks, pretzels can be bought anywhere in the city for 25 — 50 cents (depending on where you are and how many you buy). Talk about mark-​up!
For $ 65, I can have my mom send a huge box plus buy her a massive floral arrangement for her trouble.