Bimini Bay Bar

My first time at Bimini Bay bar I was lucky enough to be served by the same
woman who was also starring in the adult entertainment on one of the TV’s.
I don’t sit at on the bar stools unless I have jeans on and don’t touch the bar unless I have long sleeves on.
I usually end up here after working close by cause I need people to see the shenanigans that happen. Everyone should at least experience this place once!

Kinda reminds me of the Hilton or trump towers corporate bars. Super classy with a hint of character!

Voted scariest place to bring your friends from out of town. It’s a great little shit hole.

Greatest Train Wreck I’ve ever been on. And the conductor is the the bar tender. Make sure to bring a change of clothes for the ride home. I love this place
Lol!

Funny thing about this place, you kind of know it’s not gonna be the soundest decision but surely it’ll be pretty great if you manage not to contract eye syphilis or get bitten by a chicken cutlet zombie… erm bartender.
I really hope this is just you taking a page off my Necronomicon and seeing the beauty of a cold beer and great company. You see my friend, I often times see through a particular hue of 2 day old gas station rose colored glasses and this bar on that particular day had me appreciating said shade of pink in possibly the least appealing of ways.
Let’s start by saying that I love the dated porn and the fact that every regular here probably finds this to be the sexxxiest place ever.
Although I am not a labia weights while humiliating a chicken legged substitute teacher from Daytona kind of gal I’m actually impressed that flick after flick the afroey lady bits are out and proud– TOTALLY making this a true institution for feminism.
These folks truly love lady whiskers ESPECIALLY if it looks like Jerry Garcia and comes in what I can only conclude is some kind of faux cowhide situation. (Aw they like synthetic leather instead because they want to spare the life of an innocent creature for the sake of fashion in BDSM… hello PETA? Trailblazers for sure).
I love that the bartender slurs noticeably and you can see the under booty cleavage in that strippery aquamarine tube top/​dress.
The beer is cold and cheap. It’s pretty seedy and probably not the place to bring your sweetheart unless you feel confident that she won’t find you to be a disgusting pig that goes to the cash only porn bar tucked away in the underbelly of the industrial district near Ft. Lauderdale airport.
I will say, if you’re lucky to have a cool gal like that then this little butthole of a dive bar is an excellent place to get a drink before catching a flight. Don’t plan on sticking around because Grandpa Leathers will eventually come out to strut his stuff and inch his creepy hand near your lady while begging her to spit in his mouth… Just don’t ever claim I never told ya so, just saying.
Ps– yes it’s gross, you’ll get over it

Gotta try it once, form your own opinion. Cold beers and interesting conversations, video’s are always entertaining.

I give this place 5 stars because it is the best of dive bars out there. Yes smoking is allowed and it’s dirty but your not eating here. The bartenders are always cute in a sexy dirty kind of way, fun and very friendly. I’ve never felt uncomfortable there. Patrons are always friendly. It’s just not as «horrific» as some reviewers make it out to be. Its a damn good dive bar and it’s fun. Live a little. It’s not a place to bring your girlfriend or wife unless she’s into that kind of place, and you will sometimes see those too. Honestly, once you’ve been there more than once, you don’t even notice the pornos that much unless your looking for it. They are small TVs.
I’m a professional male that had been there on many occasions and I will go back
RIP Chris Hardy 9÷6÷14

Marqus R and Steve C are right on with their reviews. Not sure I can add much to top them — but please remember to shower when you get home from this place!
We arrived at a restaurant within walking distance from here and one of the guys in the group suddenly remembered that he had been to this hell hole in the area. He gave us the scoop and we read the Unilocal reviews. After one too many drinks we decided that we had to check it out.
Here’s the low down:
*It’s tiny, and awful. If Hoarder’s ever has a sex fanatic episode this might be what their house looks like. Eventually the stale cigarette air got to me and I had to leave.
*Only one very interesting bartender who had talents I hadn’t seen outside of Tootsies. She really was a character and was willing to do ANYTHING for tips. Other reviewers mention just seeing her breasts… we saw more than that!
*The TV’s are displaying some interesting footage. And maybe we got lucky but we not only had one anal tv but also one threesome tv with breasts the size of basketballs!
*Cash only — but they do have an ATM.
*Darts — or at least some kind of electric dart machine.
*Bathrooms — don’t know… I would have held it if I had to go.
*Beer and wine only.
No I won’t be back, but I’m glad I’m able to share the story of «the time we all went to Bimini Bay» lol. 1 star for the place, and 5 stars for the story.

Tiny little dump of a pizza-​slice-​sized dive bar that reeks of stale smoke and bad decisions inside. Small, hidden off the beaten path. Not much in the way of parking as it is in a warehouse district.
I hated:
* The smell: stale smoke and broken dreams
* Just beer and wine
* The hardcore anal porn that was playing on the TVs
I loved:
* A place I hadn’t heard of, seen, or visited before in my own Area of Operations
* The fact that the proprietor was ballsy and brazen enough to open this dump here
* The hot, blonde bartender who was wearing lingerie and kept flashing everyone
* The stream of Hemingway-​esque losers (like me) who were there
* That the Fluffster and her Five-​Oh friend Stil brought us here
Check it out, carry your hand-​sanitizer in the car. Oh, and bring an extra bra.
Cabeza OUT!

If I could make it minus one (–1), I would and it would still be too high. I went there on a lark to see what all the buzz was about.
It’s just pathetic. I’m no prude, but this place is strictly for the dregs of society. It’s filthy. It stinks. The stale smoke smell is horrible.
If you are too busy to get there and check it out, just stop by any sewer and stick your head in for a close approximation.

Best little shit hole in south Florida. Don’t touch the walls, bar, stools or ATM and I sure as hell wouldn’t touch the bathroom… But this place is great! Cool people, shitty porn on the tv but its just like your first apartment after high school! Love it will be back!

Hot babes and cold beer. The coldest and cheapest beer in America. Bar staff are so much adult fun and some are in the porn movies playing while they work. 9 $ buckets and great jukebox with darts and free peanuts. Good hard working people cutting loose and hiding out. Don’t bring your wife unless she’s openminded. Hideaway at it’s best. The shirts and hats for sale only state «somewhere in ft lauderdale» on them. The czar of all dive bars! Don’t be surprised if u run into celebrities here and don’t bother them. They’re hiding out too from sports, tv, and movies. Unbelievable.

Best Dive Bar in Ft. Lauderdale. Hands down!

FIVE STARS AS BEING THE BEST LOW LIFE SLEAZIEST DIVE BAR AROUND.
If you love dark sleazy dive bars, porn (straight), loud mouths and drunks this place is the closest to heaven you can find. That is especially true when you add to the fact that it really can be a fun place to hang. It delighted me, if nothing more than I have never found a place that could even begin to compare with it elsewhere in Broward. Women’s dirty torn bras hanging from the ceiling, the most deviant of straight porn playing on the television, most often a drunken bikini clad lush of a bartendress plus a good crowd of laughing loud mouthed beer drinking patrons. As far as low life dive bars, what more could one ask. It has it all; low life, filth, drunks, dirt, loud mouths, red necks, some total jerks, outrageously indecent pornography and a good dash of blatant stupid, drunken conversation.

Looking for the sleaziest dive bar in South Florida? Look no further than the warehouse area north of the airport.
XXX and sometimes XXXX hard core porn playing on TV’s behind the bar? Yup.
Locals who ask for specific porn videos to be played? Yup.
Female bartenders that’ll show you their boobs if you ask, and are likely to be starring in above said porn? Yup.
The smell of urine and cigarettes pervading the air? Yup.
Cash only? Well, duh.
All that being said, this place is a trip and definitely worth stopping by just for a beer — to say you’ve been and because it will likely make for a good story. Just know that you will need to wash your clothes on the «Heavy» cycle and take multiple showers to get that ashtray smell off you.

I could give this place anywhere between one and five stars depending on my mood. It can be really good or really bad. Some of the things I have seen go on there are downright shocking, but usually good for a good laugh as long as you are not a prude and want to go to a place like you have never seen before. It is very small and smoky, but at least worth one trip in your life.

The dive bar formerly known as Charly’s locker was hidden away in a warehouse in Floranada for years. Now it is located in the rear of a convenience store near the airport in Ft. Lauderdale. Sure it’s a little cozier but the nicotine n porn atmosphere is still the same. Cheap beer and sake shots. Free peanuts. Watch your fave hardcore xxx on the various small screens or fire a couple singles at the bar maids/​adult star wannabes and they entertain. This place is rated w for wretched so be warned… not for the squeamish.