Majestic Liquor Stores

Because of my hate for humans and super duper low self esteem and the fact Im a black man married to a black woman I figured out the perfect way to get through this miserable existence… DRINKING!
Yes, drinking folks! Ah… melt all your issues, problems, and concerns away with drinking. :)
My favorite liquor store is this one for several reasons. Its close to my house and I can get there in 10 mins most times. All Texans know that sometimes you find yourself without a bottle at 8:45pm on a Saturday night and can panic. No sweat ladies and gents. When you live in Arlington it can be dicey with liqour stores so it helps to have one reasonably close. Also they seem to always have some kickass sale on something you like or are willing to try because the price is good. I like/​need a bargain and I appreciate them giving me one. Lastly they offer the ice machine and cup right by the door for all you drinkers and drivers. BONUS. Me… Im too scared to drink and drive (most of the time) cuz I’ve been arrested more than Robert Downey Jr. No DWI’s thankfully but Im sure all those who WANT to get a DWI appreciate that cup and ice right by the door. If you spend your mornings like NIck Cage in Leaving Las Vegas. like me ;)…This is the place for you!