Twin Peaks

They made me 1000 island from scratch because they don’t carry it!!! How rockin is that?!

I’m not too friendly with my stars but I can dig the atmosphere, the drinks, and the food. It’s definitely a place to hang out with a guy/​girl group and have lots of fun. Leave your insecurities at the door ladies and enjoy the vibe!

I’m a very big regular at the Austin area peaks, so drove 20 minutes here and after my third visit in a week will avoid this location. Rude staff, incomplete patio, and my beer tab has been broken all week. Seems management is incompetent on repairs, construction and overall experience for their guest. I’m here for 12 weeks and go out everyday, looks like I’ll need a new local venue to visit.

I have been very happy with the meals I have had here. Last night’s blackened fish tacos were a great blend of spicy and veggie crunch and flavor. The accompanying chips and salsa would have been good as well but the chips were overly salted.
This was my second time here and the service was good but my first visit was outstanding just for the service. Amber was attentive and checked on me several times to make sure I was enjoying the meal. She was very friendly and knowledgeable about the restaurant and made me feel welcome.
The pot roast I ordered came out with a huge hunk of fat in it (great flavoring but not good to eat). Amber made sure I got another portion of roast.
All in all a good couple of visits.

Ok so the company made me move to Texas, weather here is awful but there’s no shortage of places to go. We decide to try Twin Peaks, been there 3 times now. Today was the «uh, why do we keep coming here?» moment.
Others have described it — large, open, combination of booths and tables, 4some up to 20some. Lot’s of taxidermy and fake boobs in push out bras. Fun to look at (for me anyway) but oh-​so-​dumb. These girls are the bottom pickin’s I don’t care what kind of enhancements they’ve had. Poor attitude, oftentimes you will see 7 – 8 of them up at the greeter station yukking it up while patrons are standing there hoping to get seated. HINT: don’t wait to get seated, just walk back, they don’t care and it’s less bother for them. Whoever’s table you sit at is gonna be pissed you are there so it doesn’t matter.
The food is ok bar food– burgers, queso, wings and such. Not bad. The beer is cold, equally not bad. The flies are aggressive, not good.
I’m no fan of Hooters but at least the girls will come talk to rather than insult you. e.g. I arranged to meet my wife there today around 1pm but got there before her. She comes in, asks the greeter for her husband and looks around, then the greeter says «oh do you mean the old guy in the grey shirt?». Very nice especially considering I’m 9yr younger than my wife. Maybe she should have just said «is he a gomer like you?» or «did the nursing home drop you here by accident?»
Anyway the food is eh… the atmosphere is fine… the service the blech… the flies are delicious if you can catch them.

My husband promised he would take me to Tallywackers if we went to Twin Peaks.LOL. No biggie. Been to Hooters, Bone Daddys. all the same really. Twin Peaks takes the cake with dressing less for sure. One step from a strip club. Ladies you must have a sense of humor coming in here. Didn’t bother me any. You can sit there with steam coming out of your ears glaring at your husband or boyfriend like you are about to go super saiyan or you can take in the quirky atmosphere and have fun. I mean who doesn’t appreciate a nice set of twins or a beautiful girl? Can I say that on Unilocal?Lol.
This used to be a Joe’s crab shack long ago and finally they decided to do something with it. Twin Peaks motto is Eat, Drink, and Scenic views. Walking in I felt like I transported to the the North. Venison chilli? Yeah, something you find up North. Log cabin feel with deers on the wall. The chandeliers were made of antlers.
Now, the food. The menu is very limited. Appetizers, burgers, salads, and a few baskets. I got the grilled shrimp basket, husband got the smokehouse burger. He wasn’t a fan of his burger. It was really greasy. My shrimp were tasty and it came with a remoulade. We got chips and queso for the appetizer. The queso wasn’t bad and the salsa was fire roasted.
Our waitress was off in la la land and not very talkative. At hooters the girls will come and sit with you and chat with you. Our waitress was after the older single men that was going to keep on drinking and tipping. Don’t blame her though.
The kids stayed at home with Grandma, but I did see kids in here. Not sure if there is a menu for them or not.
Debated on 3 – 4 stars. Food is okay. Atmosphere is fun. You come here to drink (cheap prices), get apps, and watch a game. They have a plethora of tvs and lots of music. The only restaurant that is open late in this area. Just something different from the same ol stuff in SW FW.

I’m writing this review as I am sat in the car park waiting for my carry out order that should of been ready for pick 30 minutes ago.
We ordered before we left our hotel so that the food would be ready to just pick and since we didn’t want to wait around with the kids, however when we got there we was told the girl FORGOT to put our order in so we ended up having to wait anyway.
(Rest of review completed after we received food)
In all fairness to the manager he discounted our meal however, even at the discounted rate we paid to much for the junk we were given.
The food was absolutely horrendous, we ordered the sampler platter the buffalo tenders were processed tasting like they came out of the freezer and the pickles were under cooked the batter was all soggy.
The steak salads were the worst– absolutely awful the lettuce was wilted and the steak tasted like a cheap cut and it was over cooked it really was that bad it went straight into the trash.
The pork sliders were ok nothing special but edible, the sautéed vegetables were a joke more like a pile of mush, the Mac and cheese was ok again nothing special and the fries were gross they tasted like dirty oil. Overall the food was some of the worst I have had in a very longtime… We most certainly will not be returning to another twin peaks and the worst part about that is we have a $ 100 gift card what a waste of money.
The food prob tastes good if your drunk but don’t waste your money If your coming here JUST for the food and expecting anything beyond decent.

I like good salads, good Fry’s I’m not that picky but this place uses a lot of sodium and I question the freshness of the food no flavor what so ever I had better food at on the border way better!

Today was a much better time at this place than the last time I was here. I ordered the chicken fried steak with some yummy cold beer that the twin peaks girl recommended. And this girl Jessica sweet and better than the last girl who served me four months ago. I’ll be coming here again.

Whomever is working the line needs to review the menu. They forgot one of my sides on my to go order. They also forgot the bourbon sauce for the bread pudding. I’m very mad. They took my money and did not deliver on what was promised.

I ordered the mommas pot roast I had to send back cause it looked like some one ate half of it. The manager came out and offered to take it off my check and let me choose another, Ok so I ordered «steak salad» for 12.99 and got 4 pieces of fajita strips, came like this slimy wilted geez what a rip off! I own a business and this isn’t the way you run a company. This is a Tilted Kilt knock off that’s serves bad food, Guess the food isn’t what you come here for…

Everything I had was delicious! Great view! ;) they were late on our appetizer but she felt bad and wanted to comp a dessert but there was no way I could eat anymore. Manager apologized and overall it was a very friendly and professional staff.

I’ve been to the TP in Fossil Creek and it’s got to be the best breastaurant around. But this TP is similar to my review for the S. Arlington Hooters. Maybe it’s the area.
First, the Good: the table waitresses are ‘da BOMB! Each waitress is sexy, smart, and great to talk to. Well, I did meet one psycho girl but that’s to be expected (and entertaining!). Table service is FAST, the waitresses are very attentive, my drink never went wanting! Girls keep coming back to see how you are doing. Hot and sexy, all of ‘em!
Now for the horrible bar girls. Half of them are great and the other half have crappy attitudes. Most of the blonde bar girls have really crappy attitudes, and not in a sexy way, in a «you want to yell at her and tell her she’s stupid» attitude. The worst is a former bar girl from Hooters who gossips about customers within earshot. Maybe they think they are being bitchy in an attractive way, but they are not. There is a difference between being a sexy bitch and being ANNOYINGLY STUPID. More on that later.
I was told if you are not careful the blond bar girls will overcharge you. I never believed that until recently. They aren’t even smart about it.
So I’m waiting forever for my check at the bar. One of the three bar girls finally gives it to me, then she’s gone faster than a new year’s resolution. Suddenly, none of the bar girls will make eye contact! Any guy with kids instantly recognizes this as guilty behavior. Can’t get a water. Can’t get any attention. So I look at my check and VOILA! I’m being OVERCHARGED, $ 14!!! Of course it takes ten minutes to flag down a girl to complain (bar was only ¹⁄₃ full).
Remember when I wrote they are annoyingly stupid? Before I could finish explaining it was like she already knew about the $ 14 charge!!!
Took another ten minutes for a manager to remove the $ 14 charge from my check. Another five minutes to cash out and get my change.
What these girls don’t realize is that a guy has already calculated his tip at a breastaruant when he asks for is check. From the time I finally got my check to the time I cashed out my mental tip calculation went from 50%, 40%, 20%, then finally $ 1.
Maybe it’s because this place is new. But if they want repeat business they should fire most of the blond bar girls. In the meantime me and my friends will take our business to the Hooters across the street.
UPDATE: Because Tiffany B. reached out to me (see below) I’ve bumped up this review from 2-​stars to 3. Stopped by for lunch today (first time since this review), sat at a table and had a fantastic time! Best lunch I’ve had all week!!!
UPDATE Sep 2015: Review back down to 2 stars. Not sure what’s happening here. I stop by maybe 2x a week for lunch or to sit at the bar for dinner. 90% of the girls are amazing. But recently I was OVERCHARGED for the 3^rd time!!! It’s always the same pattern, the girl throws you the check then vanishes so fast there’s wind behind her. When you ask her to have the check corrected she acts like you’re bothering her. After that, on subsequent visits you’re ignored by her and her friends. I thought I just had bad luck but from asking around this is a game some girls like to play on regulars. I learned too late that overcharges need to be brought to the attention of the manager, and believe me, I will next time. Don’t Screw With the Money.
Remember, just like any Hooters or breastaurant, remember to pay cash, don’t dare use your credit card.

The coldest draft beer in town! Try their house beers! Very nice change from the regular list of beer.

Was a long wait and they kept seating everyone else first. Place is really packed to the rafters with men, but of course that is to be expected. What we had was mediocre bar food, didnt try the other main dishes. (The chicken wings and the appetizer sampler, quesadillas and burger)

We were invited for the soft opening invite only. It was great! My sister works at the #1 store in the nation (San Antonio) and we came here for the opening.
They did a great first day. It wasn’t open to public. The food and drinks came out perfect. There are plenty of TVs everywhere, one at ever booth. The hot menu items is the burgers or meatloaf. On the alcohol, you have to do a SKI SHOT! They come around and bring you thw shots on a ski! No hands! It comes with fireball shots, but you can change them out. On beer, my favorite is the dirty blonde.
Overall, The girls are all personable, lovely, friendly, sexy, and more! You need to come to this location!