Keystone Fireworks

Easy access to and from Route 15. The store is divided into two halves — but very unequal halves. More like an ⁸⁰⁄₂₀ split. Pennsylvania residents are restricted to the forward 20%, while out-​of-​staters can wander through the entire store (with the exception of the employee-​only restroom — customers must use one of two porta-​potties in the parking lot in the dumpster containment area). The back of the store is where all the aerial displays are sold — apparently you can sell them in Pennsylvania, but you can’t possess them (some cities and counties have banned them in our state, but the clerks at the counter didn’t seem to care what zip code you were from as long as it wasn’t in the Keystone State. And when you check out, they put your goods in an opaque unmarked plastic bag, like it’s some sort of illicit contraband you don’t want your friends and neighbors seeing you sneak into the house. Clerks are really friendly, unless you try to bring your cigarette into the store or let your kid handle the merchandise.