BP

Have gone here twice. Used different pumps each time and both times the pumps wouldn’t give a receipt, had to go inside. I wound up buying something inside, so I guess that’s a good sales strategy? I mean it’s really not that hard to change receipt paper.
The plus side is its really convenient, I just moved here and it’s right down the road.
Just change that dang receipt paper!

It is a gas station. They have gas pumps that pump gas. Follow these instructions:
1)Insert credit/​debit card. The diagram shows you how to insert it (TWSS!)
2)It will ask for your ZIP code. Enter it on the keypad. Yes, this is the number used on your mailing address that is attached to your card. Pro tip: ZIP is an acronym for Zone Improvement Plan. If you are unsure what an acronym is, read this:
3)It will ask if you want a car wash or not. Press Yes or No. I don’t use these because they suck. But if wasting $ 5 on a terrible job is your thing, press Yes.
4)Select the grade/​type you prefer. You know…87, 89, 92. I won’t explain octane differences. Here, you can read about it:
5)Insert the nozzle into your car fuel slot (TWSS). I would hope that you already knew to open the fuel door and remove the fuel cap so you can perform this function. If not, here is how to do it on a Chevy Malibu. Yep, because everyone I know drives one of these. So this should cover it:
6)The pump nozzle has a trigger much like a water hose. Upon inserting it into the fuel slot, pull and hold this trigger. I would recommend taking your time with it. You know, no one likes an explosion in their face (TWSS). The pump will cut off and stop working if you use it too much. I would wait some and try again. Trust me on this.
7)The pump will ask if you want a receipt. Press Yes or No. I keep all my receipts to reconcile everything because I am an OCD record keeper and want to know where every penny is going. But you can decide how you want to handle this.
You did great!
It is a BP. Yes, those jerks that messed up because of an oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexico. If you don’t know or remember, here is some info:
Have a super day and I hope you get safely to your destination after getting gas here.

Basic gas station with a little mini mart inside. Easy in and out and they seem to have had approximately 14 pumps. Not in too busy a corner. Next door there is a car wash.