This is the cheapest accommodations you can find on Hampton Beach. And you get *exactly* what you pay for. Some highlights? The carpet is actually astroturf, just like the kind you see on miniature golf courses. The mattress in our room was literally 3″ thick and held together with duct tape. It was so incredibly dirty — complete with dead bugs, dust everywhere, and something that looked suspiciously like blood smeared on the bathroom wall. Thank God we brought sleeping bags, in anticipation of this being a seedy motel. That said, we spent the night here because we saw a show at the Hampton Beach Ballroom. We were barely at the motel, thankfully. So, if you’re looking for someplace to catch a few hours of sleep after a good concert because you know you’ll be too drunk to drive back to Boston, I’d say this is your place. Drunkenness will help you forget about how gross it is.