Stardust Motel

Pretty damn gross place yo.
But I am giving two stars because the TV works and at least its quiet.
I have compiled a list of things that I found wrong.
1. Front door lock is broken. Takes a good effort to open the motel door and then safely lock it.
2. Shower stall leaks from the bottom. Almost fell on my ass when I got done after stepping in a MASSIVE puddle of water.
3. Smells funny.
4. Lights don’t work, and the power outlets only have one working. You can either keep the TV plugged in, or charge your phone, or have LIGHT.
5. Real old creepy Indian guy appears to have broken eardrums. At least he’s nice.
6. My TV remote didn’t have batteries.
And the last thing is that the entire town of Hanford smells like shit. The water, not just the motel, but in any household smells like rotten eggs. The locals got used to the funky smells of the town, their typical answer is just to spray on some Axe fragrance.
It’s because Hanford is a small farming community thats just a couple of miles out of Fresno. All that stinky fertilizer reeks the air, and some other stuff contains sulphur, which leaks into the faucet water. I don’t meet many folks that drink the tap water directly, they prefer bottled water.
It’s like a poorer version of Reno. You got one lousy mall, which happens to be next to the Walmart and Sears.
I do like the locals alot though. Drama free and relaxed, and they are always looking like they are high on something. They have a saying in this area, they call it «The Town of Dirty Sluts and Lifted Trucks». All of the nightlife here is composed of dive bars, and the trendier folks go back to Fresno on weekends to party.