Shuler’s All Pro Car Wash

This place has a touchless something but its not a car wash. My car was just as dirty as it was when I drove in as it was when I left. I purchased the ‘basic wash’ for $ 7 that lasted for 7 seconds. The car wash does not have an automated dyer and doesn’t indicate when its finished — An employee had to tell me it was over and to drive out. Speaking of this ‘employee’ who I’d mistaken for a stalker was sent out to work on the car wash because it was supposedly giving out free car washes. I personally think the machine itself realized it was ripping people off and decided to give people their money back. As for it being own by a «Pro» football player, I hope he had a charity for this car wash proceeds because I donated/​gave $ 7 away with nothing in return. I won’t be back.

This car wash appears old, poorly maintained, but is conveniently right down the street. The last two times I’m washed my car here with the manual high-​pressure wand, there was no soap at all. So the «wash» setting was exactly like the «rinse» setting, which did not get my car real clean. I walked over to the attached dry cleaner today to let them know they are out of soap again and see if I could get some of my quarters back. The Asian gentleman who worked there said he did not manage the car wash, but in broken English started going on and on about some ex-​pro football player named Shuler who apparently does own it. I could have cared less, and said ‘that’s great, but he needs to keep the soap filled’, at which point he decided he would tell me even more about this Shuler’s guys football career. That’s all great, but mister pro football needs to do some basic maintenance to his run down car wash and keep the soap full. I don’t give a crap if Queen Elizabeth owns it, fill up the soap and quite ripping your customers off.
Go to the new Fastlane car wash on N. Mountain Rd in Linglestown. It’s MUCH cheaper and everything is new, shiny, and yes there is always soap.