McDonald’s

5 Stars using roadside fast food as a guide. Very clean including bathrooms.
Service is friendly and quick, unless a bus pulls in
for a pit stop from Rt. 84. Close to Highway is a plus.
(best to use drive through during those times).
They keep late hours in a place that never stays awake).

I am not usually inclined to write reviews for McDonalds, however — Kathryn (Manager) impressed me beyond belief! She ran that show with ease and efficiency! Well done

A complete mess. Long lines, poor service, garbage overflowing, bathrooms filthy with no paper, no napkins for the food and the lady who appears to be in charge is yelling about not having enough «5’s in the building». A cluster f*#@. GROSS!

This is the same McDonalds on Unilocal that says it’s in Lords Valley — so this is the same review.
You can get much better food by stopping in any of the exits (Port Jervis, Manamoras & Milford) before this grease pit. You can smell the grease stench from a mile away, which is a shame in such a rural area.
If the smell alone doesn’t give you heart problems the food will kill you — it’s your choice. Too bad McDonald’s doesn’t have a Cardiologist on the menu.
Maybe an option for truckers with semis because the parking lot is fitted for large trucks, but for day trippers or children or adults there are much better options than this pollution producing armpit.

Good place to stop for lunch on a rather desolate stretch of I-​84. Got a filet-​o-​fish and a small diet Coke to go. Good service — nice folks!
NOTE: The register receipt I received documents the address as: «Lords Valley, PA.» The McDonald’s web site for this location lists the city as «Hawley.» Neither one is generating a map.

Its true, they do not have the $ 1 menu but they do have other great deals. The huge banner hanging outside says they offer $ 0.69 hamburgers, so thats better than the dollar menu.
I think my favorite place about this location is people watching. Route 84 in the poconos is basically in the middle of no where. You could easily go 10 – 15 minutes in between exits, so if you need to stop, you do it when you can.
When I eat at this location I normally stay there to eat and watch the people. About 90% of the people that go inside use the bathroom and leave. To me its amazing how many people only use their bathroom.
Since this is such a huge restroom stop, you see all sort of people. I just love seeing the interesting people that will walk by you.