Bereavement has robbed me of my perspicacity, but this review may help someone else through a difficult – make that ‘sucktacular’ – time in spite of my lackluster prose. Asepsis helped my family deal with the aftermath of our mother’s undiscovered death kindly, compassionately, and expediently. The owner, John, was sensitive yet forthright in communicating the details of this gruesome undertaking, using well-chosen euphemisms to spare me the gory – in the truest sense of the word – details. I was blessed with a strong constitution, and I have more than a passing acquaintance with Death, but my heart would have broken if I’d tried to do the job myself. Hopefully, you’ll never need to call them, but if you do, know you’ll be in good hands.