Lion’s Den

Ya… I’m gonna throw a TV like warning on this…
So muster up your best TV program announcer voice:
‘This review contains content that may not be suitable for all audiences.‘
And let’s just get this outta the way too:
Porn, toys, lube, cuffs, collars and things that go bump in the night — they got it all.
So, this place is pretty big, wide aisles and brightly lit. It is absolutely spotless and everything is organized as heck too. We had no problem finding what we were looking for. That’s not true; there was so much stuff there and in SO MANY COLORS that it was an ADD nightmare — ‘ooh shiny’ ‘hey what’s that fuzzy (sometimes buzzy) thing?‘
The ladies (yes LADIES) working here were super friendly and helpful, we were told that they would take things out of the box if we’d wanted to look at it. Which was pretty cool I think. Nothing worse than looking at something pictured on a box, liking it, then taking it home and realizing it’s not what you thought. On that note: I did overhear an employee say something about a ‘Returns Box’ I’m hoping that is also the ‘Dispose Of’ box… I don’t think we saw a ‘Previously Owned’ section so…
Selection is huge, couples area is extensive and if you have ANY questions the employees are very helpful, they don’t hover either. Nor did they judge when we LOL’d at some of the more ‘interesting’ items they carried.
Upon check out they made sure that everything was in order and asked ‘have you ever worn/​used this before’ yada yada yada, safety and comfort speech and checked us out.
Compared to other stores like this in the area, this one is the friendliest, cleanest, has the best selection and definitely the most helpful one we’ve been to.
PS: Only place that sells longer lengths of rope 35 feet and snap/​buckle cuffs and collars instead of just the loud obnoxious Velcro stuff.

Public admittance of stopping at a sex toy shop is never something I thought would fall into my work description. But, here it goes…
First off, I have been to this particular Lion’s Den twice — the first on a road trip with friends — purpose: curiousity –the second for a bachelorette party on wheels (bound for Chicago) ’nuff said. As a trucker’s daughter, I’ve often fought the stereotypes that come along with being a dirty olé’ truck driver. Well, I found where the original stereotypes were formed — in the spacious porn section of the Lion’s Den off of I-​65. It’s a lonely profession running an 18-​wheeler.
As a marketing professional, I’d have to say that Lion’s Den understands the importance of marketing and billboards just as much as McDonald’s and gas stations. It’s hard to miss it when there are an estimated gazillion yellow and black billboards building up the anticipation.
Once inside this bleak sex haven, you’ll find your old-​hat items like dilldos, lingerie, porn, sex games and so on. But, then, ohhhh then, there are items that will leave you scared — like «80 pounds of ass & sdffsdflj» — a lifesize, yet headless, body with «holes in all the right places.» Or a butt plug large enough for Big Foot (assuming Big Foot also comes with a Big Ass).
Ya know, as dirty as I left feeling (hand sanetizer by the door as you leave), it’s worth a stop to learn about this whole other world out there. A world of USB-​charged vibrators and Big Foot butt plugs…

You have to love an adult toy shop that’s run by a woman; they’re always the best. My wife and I stop in many times when we happen to be going by. Their selection is incredible, and the employees are always knowledgeable and helpful. Very couples-​friendly toy shop, too.
They have a reasonable selection of fetish gear, too — not «awesome» but the best you’re going to get out of a non-​specialty shop.
Highly recommended!