So on this particular day, I was en route to a political event in the area. Said event was going to require me to stay awake for a very long time. So, I came here with the intention of purchasing cigarettes and an extra large Colada. Pretty much, you will find these two things at any supermarket here in Hialeah. No matter how large or small said supermarket is. Rare that I come to this area at all these days. I am, though, quite familiar with this entire radius of Hialeah. My church from when my BFF was Jesus, is a very short walk north of here. Never, though, did I ever make it a point to stop in here for anything. Because, let’s be honest here for a bit; shall we? These smaller supermarkets are not rare here in Hialeah. They are everywhere and I will be Unilocaling quite a few this month. One thing they are known for is subpar quality of products, possible code violations and horrible customer service. Not here, though. When you first enter the supermarket, directly in front of you are the registers with the supermarket itself in the background. To the left against the wall is their rather small customer service counter. To the right is their cafeteria area. We’ll get to the cafeteria in a bit. I will dedicate a quick section at the end just for that on this Unilocal because it is quite fascinating really. For now, I was standing waiting for my turn at their customer service counter. I had two customers ahead of me. One, was purchasing cigarettes like I was. The other, an elderly gentleman. I don’t know what the Hell he was there for and, I don’t think he did either. Both were obvious loyal customers from the immediate area. The large statues of Catholic Saints for sale right behind the counter, I found quite comical. The conversations seemed to go on for like, forever. I was there longer than I expected just for cigarettes. That was okay, though. I was really in no hurry. Plus, I’d rather have«that» than a Cho