Dollar General

I know, a lot of people look down their noses at dollar stores. Not me. When I’m in a great dollar store I can spend hours (OK, maybe minutes) wandering up and down the aisles, looking at Stuff. Such plastic! Such crud! Such bargains!
Well, this dollar store is definitely one of the best. It is head and shoulders above the ones over in Monticello, I assure you. This one has got great stuff. It has got frozen food! Yes, actual frozen food. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, dollar-​store look-​down-​er.
So if you’re in Honesdale to go to the Wal-​Mart or Home Depot, or to eat German food at one of the Central European restaurants that I’ve never been in, by all means drop by the Dollar General. A feast of buying awaits. There are frying pans almost as good as the ones in Wal-​Mart, and slightly cheaper! There is stationery. There are pens. There is glue. Good glue. There is plastic. There is stuff made in China and other countries, all utilizing the finest in child slave labor.
Next door is a movie theater that isn’t very busy. Go here before grabbing one of the crummy movies they show there. The owner of that theater doesn’t have very good taste, so why should you?