Old Pali Road

It is a very beautiful road and worth seeing. I use to pick yellow ginger flowers on old pali road. Lots of wild berries and chickens roaming all over, The view from the Pali is really awesome. I use to live on Wyllie Street and went to MaeMae Elementry School and so did my son. Good memories!

Take a drive on this scenic road as it passes through luscious scenery.

It’s the old Pali road! A place of history and where majority of ol’ scary stories had happened.
Growing up, My Grandpa told us alot of stories, mostly about his experiences about the old pali road. I would like to share his stories on here but, I would need a book for that.
For those that are really familiar with the «pork» stories about this road then you already know the stories what had happen to people here. For those that don’t know, legend has it, if you pass through this road with pork in your car you will be stopped by unknown forces. If this were to happen to you, Get rid of the pork, take the pork out of your car and dump it into the forest. By doing that, you will be released and on your way out of there.
Yeah, it might sound silly to some of you but I dare you to do it and tell me what happens to you.
Respect the land and it’s history!

I am such a procrastinator, I always wait till the last minute to do my reviews and it’s never planned out just a random place of the day. And here it is lol idk what compelled me to want to review this and im not very educated on the actual road so i had to google some info so i dont look like a total illiterate ass clown.
The only reasons Ive been along this road was:
Aunt got married at a Judge’s house that lived along this road.
2.Make out sessions
3.Frog stalking (i was just along for the ride) Im not too crazy about amphibians especially frogs.
4.Too scare the eff out of someone or vice versa
5. Went hiking (once)
Majority of the Old Pali road is closed off to vehicles so the only access is via foot (i.e hiking) Ive hiked a portion of this road via the Pali Lookout. You know where the gates say dont enter? Lol well you bypass those gates and follow the trail down and eventually it goes under the highway into the forest area. Not the fondest memories of it because there was tons of insects and lizards but when i wasnt worried about creatures hopping on me, the view was really nice. It’s raw Nature, it’s beautiful but some of us dont mind just looking at pics rather than experiencing it ourselves. Pics would have worked fine for me.
Reasons 1 – 4 occurred on the small portion of road that is still open for use. It’s partly a residential area so the road remains open for vehicles to access in and out. This is the road that most people familiarize with when they hear Old Pali road.
I’m not gonna get into reasons 1&2 it’s pretty basic, no explanation really needed.
Reason 3. There’s a pretty big lilly pond along this road filled with tad poles, frogs and fish in it.
Idk why some people like to catch frogs, run em over and what not but they do. I’d like to say that these individuals were teenagers and this scenario occurred awhile back eons before i was educated on abuse to living things. I still hate frogs but i would never go and take part in this kind of activities these days. uhhmmm i had to clarify this for all the frog loving hippies that might get offended by the frog abuse :)
Reason 4. This is the most likeliest reason for me to travel this road at night. Since i was a kid there was always scary stories about this road being haunted.
So they (usually older cousins) would drive us out here at night to scare the eff out of us. These bastards would kill the engine mid driving along the darkest part of the road. No lights and then they would reiterate the scary stories to us. They would do this to us like every year on our way home from looking at the Christmas lights at Honolulu Hale. How nice and merry effen christmas to you too! The things they subjected us to as kids were horrible. And it was usually just me and my other cousin that got it. We are only children, born one month a part to the day and so it was just her and I that got all the creepy things happen to us. Go figure why we are both into dark horror things now lol.
I vaguely remember crying once then i got over it and now i do this to theyre kids. lol lol. Anywho thats pretty much all i know about this road personally. If you would like some serious education on it, I suggest you go google it :)
Here’s a not so clear vid of the road at night. Little cousins made me drive them out here.
Enjoy! Lol