Cellar Bar

Very laid back place to have a cocktail. Two pool tables not like next door at Mollys only dart boards. The same owner owns both establishments and also third base down the street.

Best part about this place is the super sweet bartenders! It’s pretty dirty and it’s not a place where there’s a lot of 21 – 25 year olds (well, depending on the night). The patio out back is a plus. The live music sucks most of the time. Beer selection is okay, nothing too extraordinary. Pitchers can be super expensive depending on the beer you get. But very, very awesome bartenders!

The smell… It’s so unbearable. It smells like someone vomited Yeager and they never cleaned it up. The bartender was sweet, the drinks were good, and the patio was alright. The smell was just seriously disgusting.
It was extremely difficult to get past.

Basically a neighborhood dive bar. Molly’s next-​door (also owned by the same company) is better. They have a small pool table and Juke box. $ 2.50 Call Its on Thursday night.

The patio in the back is about the only positive thing I have to say about the place.
If by «dive» you mean a sorta’ dirty, sorta’ cheap looking, sorta’ only looking for the community bicycle … then yep, it’s a dive. Unlike Catbird’s (the only per se «dive» I have ever made repeat visits to) which is fun and has interesting/​friendly/​nice people, this place attracts sort of a who’s-who of scumbags and people you generally do not want to be associated with: known wife-​beaters, delinquent child support payors, patheti-​sad people in their 40s still reveling in how cool they were in high school, and alcoholics that have just recently given up on even doing laundry once a month to have a shirt clean enough to make an appearance over at Molly’s.
It is depressing in the bad way — and bars are supposed to be happy places. That is why the patio is the only good thing — get away from the zombie horde inside and seek refuge with whoever you managed to drag here (because they probably did not know better.)
If you think of Moe’s Tavern from the Simpsons, the prototypical episodes where a bunch of old fat men depressingly drink in silence, as a totally sweet bar — then you would like this place.

If you’re looking for a dive in Clear Lake — you’ve found it. The location of the place isn’t great and it’s actually a little hard to find unless you know where Molly’s is (since it’s right next door).
There’s really not too much to say about the place — it’s dark and old and a little dirty as any good dive should be, but not so dirty that I was afraid to touch anything. They have a decent bar and an OK beer selection and the bartenders were friendly enough. I don’t recall seeing a patio area unless there was one out back though.