Johnson, Johnson & Baer

Any attorney could have gotten that kind of deal for me for much less. Don’t waste your money!

Awful representation, the receptionist is great though. SAVE YOUR MONEY PLEASE!
They didn’t even show up to my sentencing to tell me about an upcoming court date, to which they didn’t bother to show up to either because, and I quote, «Dane was on vacation and isn’t back, yet!»

Continues to hijack my truthful reviews. Too many good attorneys out there — I’d keep looking. Dane is all about the money and not about really working for you. Look up trial records (public information) that show actual stats on him — you will see what his record is really like. DON’T’ FALL FOR HIS SALES PITCH!

It was a night like many others, my «friend» was out with more friends catching a concert and having a good time. As the driver, my «friend» thought it would be a good idea to limit his drinking to only 4 drinks since he was indeed driving not only himself, but 2 other friends. When it came time to leave the concert in downtown Houston (an area very unfamiliar to him) my «friend» realized he had a tail light out and would for sure be pulled over if a police officer found his way behind said «friend».
Sure enough, within 5 minutes of leaving the concert, those red and blue lights started flashing right behind «friend». «Friend» pulls over, cop walks up to the door:
Cop: Have you been drinking tonight?
«Friend»: Yep
Cop: Step out of the car sir
«Friend»: Really?
Cop: Don’t make me ask you again
«Friend»: K then (friend steps out)
Cop: Please spit out your gum
«Friend»: Wouldn’t that be littering?
Cop: Okay Smart Ass, we can do this 2 ways, the easy way or the hard way. Which is it going to be?
«Friend»: (Spits out gum)
Cop: How many drinks have you had tonight?
«Friend»: 4
Cop: I’m going to do a sobriety test on you
«Friend»: Sweet!
Over the next 20 minutes a sobriety test is preformed in which my «friend» does an impeccable job.
Cop: Okay, I am going to put these hand cuffs on you while I search your car. You are not under arrest yet.
«Friend»: Good, because I would like to go home and I… wait, did you say yet?
Cop places «friend» in ‘cuffs and sits him down in the back seat of the cruiser. Cop searches car. Other two friends come to window of cruiser and tell «friend»: We’ll get you out of jail as soon as possible! To which «friend» shockingly replies: Jail!?! I’m going to Jail?
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When my friend arose from the pits of the Houston Jail he immediately searched furiously for a lawyer that would fairly represent him and hopefully be able to get him out of this «ALLEGED DWI». After much research and debate, he chose Johnson and Johnson Law Firm. After a few months of court dates and a few $ 100 dollars in parking at the court house, his lawyer from Johnson and Johnson Law Firm looked at him, smiled, and handed him the paper work that said:
CASE DISMISSED.
My «friend» highly recommends Johnson and Johnson Law Firm to any of those people out there who may find themselves in a similar situation. They are very compassionate and understanding of your situation and do what it takes to get the job done.