McDonald’s

If I could go lower on the rating I would. They were out of dr pepper out of sweet tea, and no ice cream. When I asked about the large lids they came over and showed me the clear lead that was just sitting on top of the cabinet. The place was dirty and this was right next to the police station shouldn’t it be better in both service and looks?

Had several warnings to never go to this locations but for some crazy reason I didn’t listen as I was craving the old 1985 taste of McDonald’s. As a reward for my not listening I received the 1^st place trophy of a stomach ache. The trophy reads:
«This trophy is given to honor Rick F (Elite Unilocaler) for his courage of dinning in the worst kept McDonald’s in Houston, which being located under the downtown Police Stations wasn’t hint enough for him. We gladly give this award to him for his bravery in withstanding the horrible garbage smell that you must cross through just to come within our dirty doors.»
I accepted the award in the most humblest way that I could and held my stomach for the rest of the day dreaming only of a McPepto-​Bismo shake.
Eat Well and Prosper.

I always walk past here on my way to work from the Travis garage to the downtown tunnel by Lousiana street and if the timing is right I’ll duck in to get my $ 1 sausage McMuffin and $ 1 Hash Brown. Service here is not friendly but not really rude. I know these people have to put up with a lot judging from the people hanging in the dining area making you wonder if they are the homeless or actual guest. The sausage McMuffin has always had a decent taste, maybe been on the shelf for 15 minutes, hash brown about 10 minute shelf stay but I“m already expecting that in a place like this. It’s still ok, not the worse and not the best McDonald’s that I have been too.

OH MY GOD! I just discovered the most incredible restaurant in the city. You guys HAVE to try it out. This place is going to change.everything. I dont want to speak too soon, but I could see McDonalds going places. Maybe if they tighten their business model up a bit, make it a little more marketable, this is the kind of place that could really expand. They might even be able to open a restaurant outside of Houston, who knows?
The thing is, you know how horrible and boring it was to go into a restaurant and then you have to sit down and wait for someone to talk to you, and then you have to read about what food you can order, and then you have to do more talking and actually order, and then you wait until someone makes what you wanted and then they have to bring it to you? I hate that. Everyone does.
Well the future is now. McDonalds, stroke of genius, says lets skip all that. Nobody wants to get out of the car to go inside and do all that. Why can’t we just stay in the car to get our food. And just like that — culinary revolution. Right before our very eyes in downtown Houston. You dont even have to get out of your car!!! You just yell the food you want at a wall (how sci fi is that??) and drive your car that you didnt have to get out of up to a window, and then they give you your food there! ITS SO CRAZY. No more getting out of the car to eat! Its like star trek or something.
The clever folks didnt stop there though. They must have had some brilliant marketing rep around because he took all the normal names of the food they served, and added MC in front of everything. So like, a chicken nugget is now a McNugget at McDonalds. I know, GENIUS! Their big burger is called the Big Mac — its crazy. Three pieces of bread. But then that marketing genius guy must have got struck by lightening on the day before he finished, because he totally forgot to name one of the burgers, so they just called it what it weighed. The quarter pounder — those idiots — what a dumb, boring name. Nobody will ever buy that. It probably needs cheese.
I can’t say for sure, but I could see these people going places. I dont know if i’d stop off the highway for one of the burgers, but I might stop and use the restroom there. I cant wait til everybody tries this place. Its going to change everything.