Lindsay Lohan

She had a couple cool songs way back and was a heck of an actress. I imagine it must be hard to keep it going. I mean, not everyone could be Meryl Streep all the time.
I’m hopeful that she’ll bounce back like Drew Barrymore. Can you imagine if Drew grew up in Lindsay’s time? Craziness.
But my most favorite thing about her is that her nickname is kinda similar to mine. tee hee. Stay strong and kick ass, LiLo!

What the? LOL

There’s a new drink out there, all of the bars are serving it.
The Lindsay Lohan.
A red headed slut: (peach schnapps, Jagermeister + cranberry juice)
+
A line of coke.

No.

The rating is for the parents first and foremost. LiLo is the most blatant example since Michael Jackson and Gary Coleman of greedy, fucked-​up parents exploiting their brilliant child for profit.
I read that some years ago, she was worth $ 7 million. Now, she’s so broke she had to pose for Playboy for the money. Where did all that money go, dumbass skank parents? She should sue the hell out of you both!
For a kid (and I call her that knowing she’s in her 20s now, for her growth is obviously stunted) to have been working since the age of 3 and only to have been worth $ 7 million in recent years is a joke anyway. Mom is supposed to be her manager. Clearly the bitch can’t manage if that was all that was left. Losers like that don’t deserve such talented kids. If a packaged dumbass like Britney Spears has millions in the double digits, then certainly someone with real talent should have a lot more!
I’m old enough to remember when LiLo was the prettiest, most sought after young actress on the scene. Her work in Freaky Friday was fantastic. She held her own with the much-​more-​experienced Jamie Lee Curtis, and showed excellent singing vocals to boot. She was one of the few celebrities my male partner actually considered to be really beautiful (and he’s someone who rarely ever notices celebrity looks).
Thanks largely to alcohol, her attitude and lifestyle went down the tubes and so has her career. We hear more about her jail time (or constant dodging of such) for her stupid, alcohol-​fueled mistakes than about her work. And she DOES still work. She records music and designs clothing, but how many people even know that? We also hear as much about her tramp mom and violent prick of a dad as we ever did about Lindsay, and WTF did they ever do that required talent? All they did was breed and reap the fruit of their, well… you know. Gross!
I think both her parents should bear some penalty for enabling their daughter to drink at such a young age and effectively ruin her life. They failed as parents. Epic fail. They also failed as managers. There ought to be a law against parents «managing» their kids’ careers.
Seeing recent pics of LiLo is scary. She looks at least 15 – 20 years older than she is. Ironic, considering this is a person who used to be so insistent upon taking «young» roles so she could be youthful in viewers’ eyes as long as possible. Heavy drinking, stupid tanning, and obscene plastic surgeries, have taken their toll. It’s a shame.
Would she even be capable of managing her own money at this point? Doubtful. Given her catalog of work, she should be able to retire by now. Not whoring herself out to a girlie mag just to keep the egg and sperm donor’s bills paid.

I can’t even begin to figure this one out.
What a waste of talent but on the real. EAT SOMETHING like Susy C. said. Girl, I will get you a steak, Cesar salad, twizzlers… something.
You shouldn’t look like a zombie unless you’re filming a zombie movie, really.
Please try to put something to your lips that’s not measured by the word «PROOF.»
At this rate, you will break on through to the other side…
You need a role model, a hug… something.

And what’s (George) Dubya. doing now?
He’s a motivational speaker.
[laughter]
It’s kind of cool. It’s kind of like having Lindsay Lohan as a guidance counselor…
~ Robin Williams

Skank.

You know those E! True Hollywood Stories about child stars and how they’re all the same downward spiral story? Maybe someone should have shown Lindsay one of those. Her life is going to be like Leif Garret’s only with more eating disorders and the word «fire crotch.»
Plus I think 13 year old girls need better role models than this ho.

Sweetie, please eat something. I will continue to love you I promise. Just eat something. Tell your buddy Nicole to stop letting the papparazzi take shots of her with food. I know damn well she’s not going to eat it. Why put it to waste? LET ME EAT IT.
Still, I love you — even though Rachel McAdams’ performance in Mean Girls was far greater than yours. You’ll always be the only «firecrotch» in Hollywood!

Oh Lohan. You’re not destined to live long are you?
You’ve gone from child star to teen princess to new hotness. At that point if we could have just frozen you there, or at least kept you from moving into the Château Marmont we could still love you. But you kept going didn’t you? You moved on to frighteningly thin girl to cocaine party girl to Paris Hilton’s sidekick (aka cocaine party slut).
Here’s my advice to you: Look at Britney Spears. She’s you in about three years. You don’t want to look like THAT do you?
Of course you don’t. You still have time. You still have time.
EDIT! You’re now on to your second stint in rehab kiddo and you’re not even 21 years old. Skeet On Mischa called you our generation’s Gary Busey. Between that and «Firecrotch» you’re really aiming high.

i really want to know what this bitch smells like. if you know, please please pretty please with sugar on top tell me. smell is important. i imagine she smells like jean nate, puppy dog kisses, febreeze and runny nose. just a guess.
an educated guess.