Spotless Carwash

1. Sprayer just stops in the middle of the wash loss of about 2 dollars
2. Sprayer won’t turn back from soap setting to rinse setting, had to move my car to the next stall.
3. I once used my card and it double charged it. Do not use your card.
4. the water leaves a high amount of residue on your car.
5. The vacuums are worthless

My poor old car was looking mighty grotty and since I skipped out of work early I thought it would be a good time to give the fugly thing a bath.
This Carwash is my go-​to for cleaning. You pull your car into a stall and plug the wall machine with quarters and go ape all over your car. I managed to get my car clean for $ 5.00 this time which is a record for me. They conveniently have a change machine for the quarter impaired — so no worries if you pull up and only have a $ 5.00 bill.
The sprayer is so powerful I have to resort to two handed wielding. The temptation to make light saber noises while spraying is mighty — let me tell you.
They get three stars because:
a) The old guy who watches the place to make sure there is no bucket washing or shenanigans going on is about as friendly as me on my period with no sleep and no coffee and no chocolate.
b) the vacuum was held together with duck tape and I had to force feed it. I am sure it is just full from everyone vacuuming out the gravel — but still — you want a vacuum to suck and this one did not.
c) The stink sprayer was the kind that was a continuous spray rather than a controlled nozzle. How are you supposed to spray both sides of the front of your car without coating your shifter and possibly your entire dash with car perfume if it’s a continuous spray? You can’t. So boo on their stink spray.
Still — my car is looking pretty spiffy now on the outside. I will have to vacuum it out again as the inside is still like a cat box but at least it’s pretty on the outside. And that’s really what counts. Everyone knows you only have to be pretty on the outside.