Comfort Inn

Okay, the front desk is real nice and all. But the people that stay at a place like this is the sole reason why we can not have nice things. Think of your typical red neck, and multiply that by how many rooms you have available, then multiply that by the 4+ people in each room. I am in no way being mean here, but to get my point across I need to be extremely expressive and I must represent my feelings honestly! So on that note, I do not have a problem with XXXL people. Coming from such a diverse City like LA and Hawaii, there are alot of huge people. But just never all in one place, or hotel. The paper thin walls don’t help. Every direction all I hear is stomping, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp… like a herd of elephants bathing, eating, crapping, horsing around all at the same moment. It is midnight as I type this, and it sounds like it is feeding time here, I fear the ceiling will collapse on me while I sleep. My extremely obese neighbors just turned on and are blasting their radio… sigh…
But I suppose that is all the good parts to my stay here. As far as I know this use to be a Comfort Inn because out side I swear they are calling this place the Howard Johnson, or HoJo’s to be more professional… To say the least, walking into my room for the first time I was instantaneously engulfed with the stench of Sweaty feet, and just a slight hint of old turd. I need to wake up real early in the morning to finish my work here (and GTFO), something I’m sure the others that are staying here have no comprehension of…