George’s Quality Used Car

Dearest George,
Apparently, your mother never taught you that you get more bees with honey. You are officially the rudest and creepiest old man that I’ve ever met in my life. That’s coming from someone who has spent most of her 20’s perpetually fighting off creepy old men. Walking up to me and instantly being a jerk isn’t going to convince me to give you a nickle, let alone $$$$$$ massive dollars $$$$$$ for a car. I sort of wondered why the sign on your door indicated that you were «closed» even though it was normal business hours, but apparently everyone else in Kankakee County already knows about your sales tactics. When you walked over from across the street, I should have ran faaaaaaar, far away, but I gave you the benefit of the doubt and listened to your schpeel. I’ve worked in Customer Service for a long ass time, so if you want me to teach you some soft skills, let me know. Maybe you’ll sell a car then. Oh and try smiling and saying good morning. If you’re going to be rude, at least give a good first impression.
Sincerely,
Courtney C.