Kyburz Towing & Mini-Mart

I was driving from Gardnerville, NV to Sacramento and found myself on Highway 50. At one point there was no where to stop and use the restroom for miles. Then upon rounding a bend, I saw this mini-​mart. I stopped in hopes of using the restroom since I was just about ready to burst. Upon walking up to the door of the mini-​mart, I read the sign, «No Restrooms.» Assuming that it was impossible that they had no restrooms and not sure when the next possible place to urinate would be, I still entered this establishment hoping to find a compassionate soul.
This is what happened after I asked to use the restroom:
The clerk says, referring to the sign on the door, «Are you calling me a liar?»
I say, «What? I don’t understand what you mean. How am I calling you a liar?»
«Your saying that I have a bathroom.»
«What do you do when you have to use the restroom then?»
To her credit, after being totally rude, she mentioned that there was another mini-​mart and gas station a mile down the ride. I was able to use that restroom with few issues.
I wouldn’t stop at this mini-​mart ever again. I would recommend that each of you avoid it, too.

Look at the business title. Now I ask you, dear Unilocaler, would it be reasonable to assume that they might actually provide towing services?
Wrong.
Actual conversation with the horrid owner:
(ring ring!)
Rude Kyburz Towing & Mini-​Mart Owner: «Hello! Kybers towing & minimart!»
Stranded and helpless me: «Hey there, do you have anything to fix tires with?»
RKTMMO: «What?»
S&HM: «I have a flat and am stranded, I can get a tow to your place, but want to know if you have fix-​a-​flat or something like that.»
RKTMMO: «No.»
S&HM: «do you sell spare tires then?»
RKTMMO: «We don’t have anything related to tires.»
S&HM: «Oh, I called because your name -«
RKTMMO: (click)
Then my friend called. He even tried schmoozing — and got hung up on as well.
Let me put it this way:
If I was told by the Dali Lamma himself that buying a pack of gum here would end world hunger and create world peace, I’d say «Fuck Kyburz Towing» and not buy the gum.