Kyle, Texas is awesome. One minute your’re driving through a corn field, next thing you know you’re in Wisteria Lane, and if you keep driving you’ll end up in the trailer parks. Right before you get to the trailers you have to pass the brand spankin’ new Dollar General. But FUCK Dollar General– I shop local! And on this Support Small Business Saturday I chose to support Un Dollar Y Más store and taqueria. Yep my dollar store has a built in taqueria. How awesome is that?! Well I’ve been into the store and let me tell ya, they have everything made-in-china you can possibly desire! This time around I got me some Chola earrings #BabySmiley. The problem was I didn’t have any cash on me cuz I used it on my lunch and tip at the taqueria so I was forced to buy $ 5 worth of junk so I can pay with my debit card. Actually I bought three rolls of wrapping paper cuz with my big fat Mexican family I’m probably gonna need it soon. I’ll be back to buy more junk, and that Our Lady Of Guadalupe aereosol spray to scare all the demonios away! The taqueria is small and at first I was worried because I was the only one there, but soon enough people started coming in. By then I was 2⁄3 through with my bistek gordita(which was nearly perfect btw) and got to eyeball what everyone else was eating. The tacos looked really good! They sell barbacoa by the pound and they also serve menudo. Their. Salsa. Kicks. Ass.