Xavier University St Martin Deporres Residence Hall

Ever heard the expression «beauty is only skin deep?» Well, beauty is only outside façade deep. From outside, this building looks immaculate, but inside it isn’t. The carpet is old and smells terrible! The rooms and walls are probably caked with mold and the elevators can get a mind of their own. The students have the choice of sharing a room with a roommate, which each room comes with a private bathroom equipped with a shower and toilet, or, they can apply for a single occupancy for a room which includes everything except the extra person. Things are basic at best. The mattresses are hard, the beds are super squeaky, and the curtains and are just panelling attached to these little clip things that hold on to them. The walls are thin and can be easily heard through. The door has a large slit at the bottom that let’s light seep through at night which can keep anyone awake. Vending machines are placed on random floors and most of the time, they don’t work. The best workers that they have are Pamela Mitchell, R. Sanchez, and the bright guy who works only on weekends. The rest are rude and snobbish.

Xavier upper-​class men and women can stay in the St. Martin Deporres residence hall, which features central heating/​AC controllable in each room, with every residence room having double occupancy and has a private bath.