L’Occitane en Provence

This is a store that is so French, they insult you when you walk in!
No. I’m just kidding. Merci and welcome L’Occitane en Provence to the Lake Ronkonkoma Smithaven Mall.
I’ve been to other locations in New York City but this is a special treat. It’s now in my mall located 3.76 464 645 miles from my home.
My Unilocalin’ friend, you don’t know what this store is? Well, in the 70s, the founder took over a abandoned French soap factory and revived the traditional art of Marseille soap-​making.
Now, they have outstanding skin care products for Men. Oh yeah, woman too but I like to use Manly products thankyouverymuch.
Oh, you don’t think buying good soaps, skin care products and shaving creams isn’t your cuppa tea? Well guess what? Your face is gonna turn leathery and mine is gonna be soft and supple. Because I got personality and use quality skin care products.
I bought a block of their OG soap, which is what L’Occitane en Provence is famous for. I went to the gym tonight, came home and took a shower using their product. My teenager says, dad you smell amazing! (Of course I do, I’m friggin’ BillySalts!)
Its actually because of the soap I purchased. Read this straight from their website:
Aromatic, masculine and invigorating.
Formulated with an extra-​gentle 100% plant-​based base, this soap gently cleanses the skin and leaves it lightly perfumed with the aromatic and spicy L’OCCITAN scent.
Spicy! Yeah boyee.
Like I tell my sons, be a thinker and not a stinker. Come into this store and look at all the fine French bath items.
5 Stars from me tonight