Bed Bath & Beyond

Oh Boy, yet another strip mall complex on Route 30! Just what this area needs!
This BBB is in a smallish complex along with the usual strip suspects of Staples, Honey Baked Ham, Noodles & Company, Red Robin, Ross, The Christmas Tree Shop plus a few other hell holes.
Two things about this place make it the same as any other BBB:
–When you need someone to be at the registers to check out of course no one is there. This past Wednesday there was only one person who was at the customer service desk processing returns, answering the phone (longest phone greeting in history here with their «Happy Holidays-​Thanks For Calling-​Bed Bath and Beyond-​Bye Bye Baby-​Associate Name-​How Can I Help You Or Direct Your Call-​Pant-​Pant-​Fall Over From Being Out of Breath» greeting) and actually being a cashier.
Tons of associates walking around the store seemingly doing nothing but no one could be bothered to be up front where it was constantly busy. The two people I dealt with were both friendly enough but do three people need to be in kitchen gadgets or do two people have to be standing around in scales?
-.The store looks down right Seussian because there is crap EVERYWHERE.
There is stuff in the aisles and on the floors.
There is stuff on the walls and up against doors.
There is one pile of cups that is probably ten feet tall and there are rows of cheese graters so high I couldn’t see them all.
That said, the store is ten times cleaner than my local BBB and if I lived closer I would rather visit this one than the location in Whitehall which is a study in claustrophobia with how much crap is rammed into that place.
Of course the caveat with any BBB as John Pinette would remind you is to always bring your damn coupons. If you don’t you’re an idiot as prices here are obviously artificially inflated with the expectation of a coupon being used in every transaction.