Sephora

Today I screamed at my mother in Sephora. Ok, not at her. .. TO her.
My hands were full (two products, an empty water bottle, and a sample) while at the same time, I was hopelessly poking two q-​tips of eyeshadow around my eye … trying to imitate the model’s makeup in the Urban Decay poster. so my mom is across the aisle looking at me with big frown/​look of disgust … so I scream
«This place was created by the devil, to rob all my money !!»
It’s true though… this is one of my biggest weaknesses. behind TCBY and sushi-​go-​rounds (kaiten sushi) …
You see, this is where you go to get all that COOL make up that you can’t find at the drugstore. The place where you can try on bright TEAL eyeliner and sparkle-​ly hot pink lipstick and think it actually LOOKS GOOD … until your mom walks across the aisle and tells you… ”you look like a prostitute” ;- i
damn it MOM, this is where I come to dream … and compared to some of the staff, with multi-​colored hair extensions and 10 layers of make up … I look pretty darn good!
it’s not like I would wear this kind of get up to church … maybe if we went to one of those cool urban youth churches or well, the Unitarian church downtown …
this kind of make up IS FOR going to the martini bars at 9pm with your girlfriends or clubbing or going to the movie premier of Transformers 5 OR … wait what is that you say … I don’t do ANY of those things … yeah ok ok, I haven’t done those things YET! but maybe I would start if I had my URBAN DECAY SUPER SATURATED lip color, in the color named «ADRENALINE»
… maybe I would … these are the kind of thoughts that come into my head while I’m trying on «KUSH» colored eyeliner and «ADRENALINE» lipstick…
… I“M going to start drinking lychee martini’s NOW …
Ok Ok, seriously I love sephora … the staff is always available to give me a sample of lotion or cleanser and they know their stuff about the products … like today I found out that most eyeshadow is made of crushed beetles (disguised by the simple name Carmin)
now I’m off to make my martini: in a very english accent:

I went here last night to try and redeem a coupon I received. I waited in line to talk to a lady and when one got free, she said that I would have to wait to talk to the other lady who was gabbing away with another customer. I waited for her to be done, but it was taking too long so I walked out. The store is gorgeous though and they have really good products. I just wasn’t pleased with the service I got.

Well, not me, but my girlfriend likes it, say’s it’s a great place has lots of stuff, of course I get roped in to browsing around with her, lots of «try me» nail polish and creames if you wanna see whats up, and they have those Sephora ladies to sit you in their chair and try out some make up. My GF says that those Sephora ladies, while they are nice have WAY too much make up caked on tho, but if you need Sephora products, you can go here, or return stuff you bought online, she got a liner that leaked mailed to her, and she just returned it here (with receipt).