Fancy Fine European Bakery

When I read the words, FANCY, and Fine, and European. I have a complete fantasy that these words would match the luxurious descriptors the name of the company uses.
Dry, tiny, day old, expensive, tasteless, lack, lack, lack, and shamefully using words that do not match my experience of Fancy, fine, delicious European delicacies.
The chocolate croissant was like eating a two day old brick with a few bits of chocolate and chocolate garnish.
The Éclair, was tiny, and creamy, but tiny, tiny, tiny for the coins spent.
The brownie bites, were so small, a child wouldn’t be filled up on them. They were the best of the order, still, I’m paying money for a sweet craving, wtf! I get fine dining and designer dishes are small and designed, but come on, ripping me off is not cool.
Last but not least, macaroon, what’s the fucking point!
Overall experience with this not so fancy, not fine at all, not European in my European blood. Just an overall bad experience. Never again! Quality does not match the money you spend. Go to Dunken doughnuts, you will at least know the quality level of fast food doughnuts. At least you get the sugar bang for the buck.

This business is in a small nook as part of The Market LV at Tivoli Village– a community of storefronts in a shared space. The area is beyond tiny, and the poor use of space features two huge ice cream freezers and a large pastry case. There’s a lot of selection, but it’s an odd mix of generic-​looking ice creams (but with low cal options?), several cake slices (~$ 4/​ea), a variety of baked goods (muffins, bagels, croissants), bagged chips and bottled soda/​coffee options. It’s kind of like a snack bar but with cake slices.
Given the name, I had higher expectations for the baked goods– The cheesecake sampler was well priced but poor quality, with barely any crust and cake with an odd consistency and an overly cheesy flavor reminiscent of cheap cream cheese. The whole wheat mini croissants were not the light, slightly nutty pillows I was anticipating and instead tasted like a dense, generic dinner roll that was deceptively shaped like a croissant on the outside but hard and dry inside. The chocolate mousse was surprisingly delicious, with a rich thickness and a topping of chocolate shavings.
Fancy, fine, and European, this spot is not. Service is polite but very quiet, space is very bare-​bones with too much poor-​quality product and prepackaged junk. I hope they pare down the selection and focus on what they do well, or improve upon what they currently serve.
TIP: They have a Unilocal discount deal, a check in offer (free can of soda), and a Groupon up. If you visit this spot, choose one to take advantage of.

Awful!!! Ordered the red velvet cake it was like a month old it was so dry my kids wouldn’t even eat it, same with the chocolate cake and the mini cheesecakes don’t even taste like cheesecake! Won’t be ordering from here anymore! Gross!