Fremont East

«The land of smash and fairy tale
«The truth of life is close to hell
«The best you’ll be is nearly dead or failed»
«So when you see me look the other way
«‘Cause – oh, oh – lately all I do is say
«These the plans I make believe all come with me»
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I need a minute to express how disappointing of a gentrified cesspool this area of Fremont East has become. Fremont East has some average, small music venues; however, those venues were there before The Cult (evil Uncle Creepy-​Tony organisation, not the band) brought its reign of terror upon our city. Fremont East has some average-​to-​slightly above average eateries. Fremont East has some shitty casinos. Fremont East has a bunch of yuppie carpet-​baggers walking around who clearly belong to The Cult and who are annoying as all-​fuck. Thanks Tony … richest midget living in a trailer park.
Beauty Bar
This place is a genuine dive.
It is really small. It is really cramped.
And it is either really fucking hot (outside) or amazingly frigid, depending on the time of year and how late the last artist goes on. And the artist always goes on late as shit. Prepare to go home at 3 a.m. or later.
Container Mall
Downtown Container Park is as much as a «Park» as Downtown Summerlin is «Downtown[;]» as much as Phineas Taylor Barnum actually believed that his Cardiff Giant was an actual petrified man; or, as much as Tony «Montgomery Burns» Hsieh actually cares about anything besides dolla dolla bills yaaaa’ll.
Insert Coins
It was hot as fuck in there.
It was loud as fuck in there.
And security (as well as management) were criminals.
It is now closed because it was a complete shit stain of a bar. Good riddance.
Life Is Beautiful
They borrow all the utmost shittiest ideas from other music festivals and rehash them at LIB. Line-​ups suck. The Cult Leader makes an appearance to show that he is just an everyday guy.
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Individual full reviews for Fremont East-​area listings
Backstage Bar & Billiards — 601 Fremont Street
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Beauty Bar — 517 Fremont Street
El Cortez — 600 Fremont Street
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Container Mall — 719 Fremont Street
Discount Market — 518 Fremont Street
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Insert Coins — 512 Fremont Street
The Learning Village — 715 Fremont Street
Life Is Beautiful — spread over 11 city blocks
The Market — 611 Fremont Street
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Park on Fremont — 506 Fremont Street
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Rating: Two-​stars, «Meh. I’ve experienced better.»