The Grocery Depot

OMG The Cheese!!! If you like soft cheeses at bargain basement prices, thus is the place to go. We live in the Portland area and visit my husbands mother in Lebanon. Every time we stop at Grocery Depot. The best brie and camembert. Other delicious cheeses too. 2 grocery bags for 25 $. They have a store in Albany too.

You can always find a deal at Grocery Depot so long as you don’t look at expiration dates.
That first line sounds bad, doesn’t it? I know it does. How do you open up a review on the Grocery Depot and other, similar, chains around Oregon? I dunno, it’s tough. Let me start this review over and try again…
Cheapskates of all stripes shop at Grocery Depot risking life and limb for a good deal!
That’s better, I think.
Grocery Depot’s shelves are stocked to the brim with good deals on, what I assume, some other poor b******‘s cast offs. Looking for discontinued ice cream that may or may not have gone bad last month? Grocery Depot is your place! Look, as the cheapest of cheapskates I’m willing to risk that popcorn that expired last week for 89 cents.
Don’t get me wrong, not everything is expired or discontinued. There’s stuff here that will never go bad!
My goodness, this review isn’t going well. It sounds like I hate this place, doesn’t it? Am I making this place sound awful? Maybe I need to try a new tact.
Okay, some people, people like you, are going to spend $ 4.67 on a box of crackers this week. Well, friend, you’ve just wasted your money because you could have come to Grocery Depot and saved three bucks because they have a similar brand where the box has been crushed by a front end-​loader on it’s way to Safeway. Triscuit’s loss is your gain, Sister! (I assume you, dear reader, are a woman. If you’re not just pretend you are for a moment, it’s a brave new world out there.)
Anyway, I have sixteen dollars to my name and don’t want to starve this week. Besides, I’m trying to save up to buy The Last of Us (that’s a PS3 game) coming out soon and I need all the extra cash I can get. You can’t do all of your shopping at Grocery Depot because they don’t have everything. But stopping here first, before your trip to Safeway or Megafoods means you can trim off a bunch of more expensive foodstuffs from an otherwise hefty bill.
To Grocery Depot, friends!