Biscuitville

I ordered a chicken biscuit; I received a pork chop biscuit. Gross. The girl had repeated it back to me correctly. It was correct on the receipt. They weren’t busy at all. I would have taken it back, but I live too far away. The dogs got a good treat. I guess this is typical fast food service though.

The service was excellent. The biscuit was good. The rest of the food: hash browns, «fried chicken» and eggs, were terrible. It’s like the biscuits are kind of scratch-​made, and the rest is extruded from a generic Unilever beige-​fast-​food machine. This is neither wholesome nor tasty food.

I don’t think I’d call myself a fan of the lowly biscuit. That’s not to slight the lovely mound of dough, just that I’m not really a Southern boy. Sure, I’ve lived in Charlotte for thirteen years, and in «The South» for close to twenty, so you’d think that I’d love the biscuit. But for whatever reason it’s just not my thing. I guess I grew up in a different world.
There are just so many other places I’d rather have breakfast, even of the fast food variety, that somewhere called Biscuitville doesn’t even register on my radar. But you can’t be picky when you’re on the road and there aren’t too many options.
When you mosey up to the counter, however, and your eyes wander over to the bottle ‘o butter, you have to wonder just what you’ve stumbled upon. As it turns out, the food isn’t bad. It’s like a whole bunch of the South crammed into a little drive through. Hardee’s has nothing on this place.
Of course, if they get to the same number of locations, they might be similar to Hardee’s. But for now, they are only open for breakfast, until 2 EBT (Eastern Biscuit Time, I presume), and that’s good enough.
You can even get a biscuit with fried bologna. A big slab of it. Sorry Julia. Not many veg options here… In fact, I don’t think there were any. The biscuits and gravy were about as close as you can get, and of course that came with sausage in the gravy. Maybe if you wanted to suck on the bottle ‘o butter, but that’s definitely not vegan.