Not Too Naughty

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I was in here a few months ago looking at their corsets. They don’t have much of a selection and no one really offered any assistance. Two employees were chit chatting at the front and I had to go ask them if they carried a particular corset in a larger size, one employee was QUICK to tell me NO (it felt like, so I would go away and they could continue their conversation) but I think the other employee realized that was pretty rude and found the corset for me in a larger size, no problem. I don’t EXPECT places to have fitting rooms, they don’t have one, but they did let me try something on in the bathroom at least. Didn’t find what I was looking for and don’t really intend on going back since I was kinda made to feel like a bother… Do you people not want to sell things? The store was EMPTY but business must be BOOMING if you’re willing to treat customers poorly… lol whatever. And the «open» light up sign is ALWAYS on even when they’re not… Their hours ARE posted on the door, but turn off the damn sign anyway when you’re not there! It’s confusing!

I know it’s a little intimidating walking into a sex shop, especially when it’s located right in the middle of downtown Livermore but it’s definitely worth walking into! I’m vegan and it’s awesome that they carry so many vegan friendly goodies in there. The prices are a little high on some items, but I rather pay more getting it in store and having stuff recommended based on what I like and need. The store is very clean and the staff is super informative and make you feel comfortable shopping there. PS. Who wants to shop at a porn shop with little kids running around?! Talk about a mood killer! I would be super uncomfortable! OMG! I wouldn’t shop here with babies crying and kids running around.

After a dinner out in downtown Livermore with friends, what better thing to do than wander into a sex shop and check out the goods… huh? Not Too Naughty is a fun shop to stop in and look around… giggle a bit and ask, «What are the hottest selling vibrators?»
The shop itself is a drab space (office-​like fluorescent lights and industrial carpeting), but the focus is easily averted to interesting looking items to enhance your sexual encounters (whether solo or with others.)
Not Too Naughty has a nice selection of gizmos to put in, on and around your private parts. I’m not sure about pricing, but it seems many items can be had for less on Amazon or Adam & Eve, etc. However, if you and your partner are tuned in, tuned up and in immediate need of fun, price is a secondary consideration, right?
Some of the stuff is absolutely ridiculous — who needs a sex toy for your lady that you can turn on/​off with an iPhone app? «Hey honey, I know you’re at Costco loading up on toilet paper and frozen taquitos, but now may be a good time for me to use my iPhone app to turn on your stimulator and give you a pick-​me-​up orgasm!» BTW, who walks around town with a G-​spot and clitoral stimulator in ready position?
I was especially impressed with the «Dong» collection in the back of the store. WOW, some of those things are HUGE! :)))
The lady who worked there was friendly and helpful — a bit eccentric maybe?
Next time I’m in the market for a dong, dildo, vibrator, butt plug, lube or masturbator, I’ll definitely stop by Not Too Naughty!
Hahaha, this was such a fun review to write — I hope it makes ROTD!
3 stars for NTN.
P. S. I have some awesome photos, but I’m hesitant to post due to the hilarious nature of a 12″ dong with a suction cup on the bottom which could offend someone…

I used to shop here but not anymore. Today I went in with my infant daughter napping in a stroller. We had barely crossed the threshold when the worker told us very rudely to leave. I was shocked since I had been in this store in the past with my friend and her son until he turned 4. She told us that no one under 18 was allowed, no matter the age. I attempted to ask her when the rule was in place and she rudely told me «this establishment had never allowed anyone under 18 to enter. And she isn’t 18 so you need to leave.» She didn’t even let me ask when this «rule» was in place. I will never shop here again. I highly recommend shopping elsewhere.

If I could I would not give any stars. I went here yesterday only to find they closed shop early, I was fine with that and thought I’d come back the next day. Well, I just called to see what time they are open until and the lady I spoke to answered and when I explained what happened yesterday she suddenly was so rude! I worked in customer service for years and when I get shit service it really upsets me. I’m planning a bachelorette party and was ready to spend money but I will not be giving this shop any of it. Oh not to mention she hung up on me before I was done talking. I would never recommend anyone to shop here.

Selection is decent. Staff couldn’t care less. Girl working there didn’t even ask my girlfriend and I If we needed help finding anything. Completely useless, couldn’t even offer a friendly smile. Why work at a adult store if you can’t have humor about it?

First time there… The staff was very friendly and helpful.

I don’t know what kind of establishment says its hours are from 10am to 10pm. But has its doors locked and does not answer the phone at 6:30 when I got there. Wait around a bit to no avail. Total waste of gas driving out there. Best store ever, going to another store that is ACTUALLY open

Your typical sex shop… there are some fun things in here, sure. There is something for everyone. As I said in my tip, though, this shop (like many) is very overpriced. They want you bashful shoppers to fall victim to their outrageous prices, but you can order anything in this store online (
, even!) for so much less that you’ll feel silly for even considering.
Either way, have fun!

Selection of safe and fun toys sucks. It is actually really cheap and creepy feeling in there. Staff is disinterested and not helpful. I would rather drive out to Berkeley or SF for a better sex shop than go here.

The location is right in the middle of downtown. which is daunting. I was shopping for a bachelorette party and the clerk was very helpful.
The store is bright and organized so there was no «dark back room» feel to it.
I was happy to see that they had a Unilocal Deal and it was quick and easy to use.
I would definitely recommend this to my friends.

Cool Store and awesome staff. The girl that helped me, Tall possibly mixed girl… I can’t remember her name, but she was really cool & helpful… I was buying some gag gifts for Christmas. (really late review). I give this place 5 stars… It’s convenient, the staff is cool, it’s clean, and they have practically everything. I got what I needed and I’ve been back Valentines day just passed, and I needed some more fun gifts, I got lucky and they same girl was there to help me out once again. :) Thanks a bunch. See ya soon.

I needed lube and I didn’t want to wait. I certainly didn’t want to order online and wait until the next day for shipping. Ya need it, when ya need it. Not Too Naughty was close enough off the freeway to stop by. They had a great selection and decent prices. Plus they had an online offer which I bought. They offered $ 20 for $ 10 on their Unilocal page. The manager, Jesus, was charming and gave great customer service. He knew what he was talking about. I would recommend Not Too Naughty to anyone who needs something «naughty» tonight, especially if you want great customer service! Parking can be a little challenging so seek out the public parking behind the building.

Hadn’t been here in a while and when I walked in I was a little surprised, the inventory has decreased immensely. Not bad for a quick purchase but if you are looking for a large selection or to really browse take a trip to Hayward, Oakland or the City or go online.

I came here to look for some stuff… pretty decent size but oh boy!!! The stuff they got here… WoW!!!
Came here before I went to Natasha’s Attic to look for costumes. They have what I liked but can’t try on. Once you buy, you can’t exchange or refund! That sucks!!!
Other than that I love this place… so dirty, dirty!!!

I came here to pick up Bach Party supplies, particularly novelty candy. They had NONE in-​stock. Total disappointment.
If you are in the market for flavored condoms, massage oils, DVDs, racy bedroom outfits, and toys then Not Too Naughty is your go-​to spot. But be prepared to pay more than its worth!
They lacked in bach party items. They only had a few items such as penis-​shaped cake pans and party hats but you’re better off ordering online.
Totally funny that this adult store is located in the middle of downtown Livermore, next to several restaurants with outdoor seating. Can you imagine walking out with bags full of naughty goodies while everyone stares? LOL

I’ve been very curious about this place ever since I noticed a line outside at 9 am when I got coffee next door. The window displays are very cute.
I am a big fan of Camouflage in Santa Cruz, and I’d say this place almost measures up. The service is friendly, yet not overly aggressive as some similar places can be. I once had a salesperson tell me he was saving up for a new glass «toy» and that was so TMI! The dude who was working at NTN was mellow, yet very knowledgeable.
To sum up, cute and not at all creepy.

Guess who found exactly what she was looking for? I did! I did!
I have been searching for my replacement «toy» for a few months now. Its not the exact model but it will do the job and it takes «C» batteries. Perfect!
I knew once I had time to come out here to this place I wouldnt be dissapointed. They opened the place up and its way better organized and clean looking.
Still my number one «toy» store.

I’ve been meaning to check out this place for some time. Last night was the night. I took inventory of all that NTN had to offer, and this is what I found:
-«catch me, eff me» style stripper shoes, check
— three different options to satisfy your penis pump needs, check
— a wide variety of lubricants (water and silicone based), check
— slutty lingerie for all of your role play needs, check
— several quick release style cock rings, check
— blueberry tinted vibrating pocket anus, check*
— good variety of porn for sale (one for $ 39.99, two for $ 43.99)
— vibrators galore, check and check
This place is well-​stocked and ready to roll! I was just surprised that it was located in this cute little all-​American town. Livermore, I hardly know ye! But now that I’ve learned my new town of residence is a little skanky, I like it all the more.
*this is a good thing since I lost my blueberry tinted vibrating pocket anus when I moved