Dave’s Bad To The Bone BBQ

~~ Drive By BBQ~~
Not drive through… drive by!
Now let me tell you. This is as authentic, dare I say ‘ghetto’ as it gets. And in a good way. My neighbor, Dave, whips up BBQ plates for sale on most weekends. Call him and he’ll tell you when he is throwing down. I’m reviewing it because it is delicious, they have built a local clientele and if you know the deal, you can get on the list to have a drive-​by plate ready. No need to get out of your car, there is no counter. Yet. Just call Dave and place an advanced order, cruise up to the back and you can have a plate to satisfy your BBQ palate… on the go. No drinks served, but you can order up a backyard combo of chicken, ribs and hot link with the traditional BBQ sides like greens, cole slaw, baked beans and mac n cheese.
Are they a restaurant? Well, they are on their way. Think Taco truck without the wheels. Now, if you want to try out Dave’s, the trick is to call a week in advance to see if he is going to be smoking and saucing up some delicious animal flesh (hide your eyes if you are a vegetarian) the coming weekend and reserve a plate. When you are ready to pick up your plate you can call ahead and they will bring it to your car. Yep, folks… drive by BBQ! You know how it goes, peeps like us have to be creative in this fucked up economy. My favorite is the combo: 2 Ribs some Chicken and a sausage link with your choice of sides for 12.00. It used to be 10.00…but like Dave said when I squawked…“Food is High.“
And if you want homemade corn bread instead of wheat bread with your order, you had better order early because it goes fast!
And don’t forget to mention that you saw this on the Internet! He’ll appreciate it. And that will be CASH ONLY, thank you very much. A presidential motorcade when Obama is in town? We’re workin’ on it!